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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] merari42 88 points 3 months ago (4 children)

You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

show up with a different date to each session and act like it's the same person

[–] Dagnet 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I don't know, you changed so much it feels like you aren't even the person I started dating ~~last week~~ long ago"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"He doesn't even remember our anniversary."

[–] CMDR_Horn 11 points 3 months ago

“She doesn’t remember it either!”

[–] Randelung 7 points 3 months ago

I don't even know what we're doing here. What was your name again?

Does this feel like a joke to you?

We're wasting all of our time right now.

... idk how long I could last, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Following up with an "You're right, I don't know you"

[–] Zachariah 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why would this be hilarious?

Lives in Perth
12 kilometres away

About me
19

My Interests
Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The therapist would probably care little, you are still paying them. Maybe they would even try to see how long it takes you to notice that they already know and just doing it because they keep getting money

[–] dustyData 67 points 3 months ago (3 children)

As a therapist, I would immediately notice, but would instead use the opportunity to work through their need for attention from strangers and why they use pranks and humor to hide their true emotions. They're still paying me to help them, so I would. "Why do you feel like you need the excuse of a third person to dare going to therapy?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe they just thought it would be funny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Internet points.

[–] merari42 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well it is an expensive date/hobby

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.

[–] Landless2029 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cheaper than dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Edit: schedule date. Meet at coffee shop. Book a 1 hr appt. Spend the hour. Hit a bar with date to laugh/cry over drinks.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

per person, or total?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

"I don't even know you. You're not the man I married 5 years ago."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Has there been an increase in useless circles lately?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

I'm a bit sick of how there are only like 9 bios in all the dating apps. This one is number 6. No creativity, no information about yourself, just copy something funny you saw somewhere.

[–] merari42 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For me it almost sounded like a premise for a modern romcom.

[–] Melonpoly 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Were they end up falling in love for real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yes, that is generally how rom coms work

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

thanks for the rwd circle, wouldnt have seen the text otherwise

[–] nifty 4 points 3 months ago

This one time I circled myself in a picture I sent someone because autism

[–] TehBamski 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I honestly want to do this but I live in the US.

[–] lugal 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Getting therapy isn't easy on this side of the pond either from what I've heard, but it's possible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The famous multi-hemisphere diagonal pond. Yes I've heard of it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

They would probably notice immediately

[–] LifeOfChance 9 points 3 months ago

It's a very select group of individuals who can pull it off. My friends tried and was sent on their way within 10 minutes. Unless the therapist is just interested is cashing out on the prank it may not go as intended

[–] peopleproblems 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Alright ladies, my insurance will totally cover this 1x per week for an in network licensed family therapist,

Cause this sounds like a very good use of that benefit. You wanna talk about improved mental health. This will do it