mf forgot the dishwashing machine
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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I don't think the "average household" has a dishwashing machine lol, at least not where I live.
I would assume if you have a laundry machine you have a dish washing machine
Why?
Do they have laundry machines?
I have the money, just not the space 😔
Does that mean you don't have money to afford more space?
Hm that might be the case
Replace your brainwashing machine with a dish washing machine. Ezpz. /s
Most people where I live don't own one, heck I don't own one.
and the portable brain washing machine
Right? We both now he views women as objects.
Asswashing machine where?
That's called a bidet, and it's classy.
partners mouth
This is an outstanding shitpost. I need a pin over my nose. Bravo..
In to deep what?
Yeah lots of us are in to deep, but idk what us liking him as to do with anything
If you're old enough to watch TV you are already brainwashed. I'm 40 and even I know TV is dead. You should have added a phone
Pin this one mods. It’s deep.
Some people are into Depp. For whatever inexplicable reason.