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[+] _bcron 74 points 1 month ago (4 children)

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[–] Skullgrid 34 points 1 month ago

I ain't eating that shit in public

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

"You must have a large family to feed." "Ya." " Here?" "Naw."

[–] Brkdncr 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True story: Taco John's, a mexican fast food place in parts of the USA. Dude in front ordered two "6-packs and a pound" which is a total of 12 tacos and 2lbs of fried potatoes. Dine-in, then ordered a diet coke. dude sat down and started his mission while we took our nearly same order for 3 people to go (we didn't order any diet coke).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hey at least he got the diet coke, wouldn't want to have too many calories right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald's late at night because I don't want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

[–] merari42 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what. I'm also fascinated when I see Humans without a gag reflex.

[–] xpinchx 17 points 1 month ago

🥵😏

[–] finitebanjo 28 points 1 month ago

They could still have a huge family to feed.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish I could talk to birds and negotiate alliances and trade deals with them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't talk to them, but you can certainly barter and form alliances with corvids.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 9 points 1 month ago

I've been feeding my local crows roasted peanuts for a couple of years now. Selfish fuckers refuse to murder my enemies. Won't even shit on their cars.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cormorants are rage fueled savages

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Don't some birds vomit to feed their young? So this bird is just preparing the meal so it's nice and ready when it gets home!

[–] niktemadur 7 points 1 month ago

It's ok... I practice intermittent fasting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: the grey bird’s family is in its stomach, so it has to eat large fish to them. By extension, this also means the bird also gets no nutrients from what it eats. :-(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hate it when food delivery people have witty comments & I just gulp up everything they brought me