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[โ€“] [email protected] 110 points 3 months ago (3 children)

dudes about to fall over that hydrant

[โ€“] ladicius 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyones first thought at this picture ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maybe staged for this purpose?

[โ€“] UltraMagnus0001 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't a camera in those days need a long exposure to get such a sharp picture with them moving?

[โ€“] PugJesus 14 points 3 months ago

By '37? No, you had cameras that could take pretty sharp images in a (ha) snap. Even some expensive consumer cameras could get damn fine shots. Late 19th century is when you have the dying days of long exposure - except for color photography, which generally did require a little time spent stationary until like, the 50s or something.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The trendsetting first portable, compact Leica came out in '25^[1]

[โ€“] bitwaba 15 points 3 months ago

He's about to get the horny bonk when he face plants into the concrete.

[โ€“] makyo 4 points 3 months ago

No way that's the classic 'pretend you're smoking or otherwise disinterested and subtly twist' move implemented by planting a pivot foot and then stepping back to cautiously turn your body

[โ€“] over_clox 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

TIL women have legs. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] PugJesus 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Getting the right to vote, having legs... what mad innovation will tomorrow bring for the fairer sex??

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pants!? To protect their newfound legs for the cold Canadian winter!

[โ€“] ivanafterall 5 points 3 months ago

I worry that's a bridge too far?

[โ€“] BetaBlake 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] over_clox 6 points 3 months ago

See image above. Source is a bit outdated though, cannot confirm whether women still have legs or not these days.

[โ€“] PugJesus 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

What a time to be alive

Guy in the foreground about to have a religious moment when his shin hits the hydrant.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Judging by the height of the center of that thing it's gonna be shin followed by his twins

[โ€“] somethingsnappy 7 points 3 months ago

That's a knee followed by deez.

[โ€“] Zombiepirate 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love that I know the game just by the tone of the dialogue option.

[โ€“] Thcdenton 4 points 3 months ago

Yes Harry, it is an expression of pain.

[โ€“] Plopp 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I call it. Dude in front is 100% staged. He's not walking, he's standing. For the camera.

But it's still a great photo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thought the same thing

[โ€“] ivanafterall 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Could we get a NSFW tag on this? I just got fired.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At this time this may just have been considered porn, yes.

[โ€“] danekrae 17 points 3 months ago

That explains the hands in pockets.

[โ€“] niktemadur 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must be Yonge Street. That's where all the wickedness and... sinfulness... prowls. Oh dear... I do believe I am getting a case of the vapors... quick, do be a darling hand me my Holy Bible to clutch and feel the warmth and comfort of the word.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I, for one, am a fan of the wickedness that is Yonge St. I am only saddened that I was born too late to experience it when it was really seedy.

Seriously, if I had a time machine Yonge St in the 1970s would be one of the first stops - along with Bloor St W and Huron St.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

That is gonna hurt so bad...

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 3 months ago

Wait until you see Montreal strippers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] ZeffSyde 8 points 3 months ago

"They had legs that didn't know when to stop and shorts that didn't know when to start."

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Not demure. Not mindful.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I love this! Thanks.