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[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I have this same feel about Aland, or some little mountain towns in Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

there's a lot of cool little towns oop north though like may I interest you in Gaspe, QC?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Dildo, Newfoundland is a little sleepier but probably fits the bill

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck, does it look cold there. and I live in friggin Ohio!

[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

These kinds of places can look idyllic until it’s 5:30pm on a Friday and the only place to get a drink closed half an hour and the streets are all empty. Then they start to feel pretty boring.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

grew up in a smol place and know this well, it feels like a prison especially if you have no cash to get drunk with

[–] [email protected] 102 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

City dweller reviewing a small town lol

Peace and quiet is not a minus. Peace and quiet is exactly the point of those places. If I wanted night clubs and people on the streets, I'd live in a city.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Grew up in a small village. Immediately moved to a big city as soon as I could.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are plenty of small towns away from the world that aren't in Greenland 😅. I get the sentiment but Nuuk is total overkill if anon is just looking for a peaceful small town

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

total overkill

One might consider it the nuuklear option

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Obligatory

"Nuuk-u-lar"! It's pronounced "Nuuk-u-lar"!

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think you need to look up Nuuk.

It's small, but it's still the capital of Greenland. It has like 6 bars and several are open before 17:30 and well into the night on Fridays.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/XsBiTGU5qMxJzzCb8?g_st=ac

Also, anon is delisional if he thinks Nuuk has no politics. I'd imagine they even argue about Trump. I know rural Norwegians do.

Especially considering the fact that Trump seems interested in dissolving NATO.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

We went on holiday in Iceland, the place where we slept one night had the nearest gas station 160 km away, the nearest grocery store at more than 300 km. I loved it for a few weeks, but I would not move there.

Better not forget the eggs.

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[–] Kyrgizion 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Suicide rates in Greenland are among the highest on the planet. It may seem idyllic but it's apparently crushingly lonely and oppressive.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

seasonal affective depression... if you are going to move somewhere remote, move into a desert or rainforest (i.e. near the equator), not places like Canada, Alaska, Siberia, or indeed Greenland

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At least not for another 20 years or so anyway.

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[–] JusticeForPorygon 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not with that attitude Anon won't.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Facts. Picking your ass up and moving to a country, even without knowing the language and little money is possible. You just have to make a lot of trade-offs for it to happen.

Source: I did it

[–] JusticeForPorygon 14 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

It's definitely something I wanna do (I live in the states) but it's also definitely something I'm deathly afraid of. Always thought Ireland would be nice since I'm a fan of cooler weather and they mostly speak English already (thanks Britain), though it looks like Irish is starting to become more common again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Often the best opportunities in life are the scariest

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[–] doingthestuff 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's a lot harder if you have a family.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's the kind of picture that would get you a great career in Hallmark Christmas cards.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nuuk is fairly remote, but it's literally the capital and I've heard it's developing nicely.

Imagine moving much farther north to Illorsuit, it was literally abandoned a few years ago.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

literally abandoned

So the library shut down, then?

[–] Zoomboingding 11 points 3 weeks ago

It was figuratively abandoned too

They took the mannequins

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I believe they are completing their modern international airport this year or next? Which should make Nuuk, and Greenland, far more accessible and thus help its tourism industry. From my understanding, it's also very hard to immigrate to.

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[–] repungnant_canary 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

no war

Greenland is a super strategic place in the Northern Atlantic "theatre"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

no politics

This anon has never attended a HOA meeting and argued with their fascist neighbors about building a playground.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Are HOAs even a thing outside of the US ? I know I've never seen that concept here in Canada at least.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I live in a small town in Northern England, I also have no war.

I'm sure Greenland has politics though, because you know, it's a country.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure they'd love to have random immigrants who moved there just because it looked nice on online photos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If it's only a few people? Who cares. I wouldn't. You want to occasionally get some new blood in your community.

If hundreds of people start moving there, it's gonna turn to shit eventually.

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[–] spicytuna62 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Idk about greenland but in faroe and iceland a surprising amount of people are moving in because its a very calm place. The birth rate is also good(at least on iceland, idk about faroe) so the population is actually growing pretty steadily.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It won't be calm for long with all those toddlers running around, climbing things and getting into a ruckus

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[–] nutsack 16 points 3 weeks ago

you can't just go to these places they will rip off your nuts

[–] EnderMB 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Remote can exist practically anywhere.

My in-laws retired and moved to France, in the rural south. It is eerily quiet because no traffic goes near their house, and they are 30 mins drive from anything like civilization. They do have a small restaurant (that loves putting froe grais on everything), a hairdressers, a travelling doctor, and (weirdly) a bowling alley that doubles up as the local bar and a place to buy stuff - all for less than a hundred people.

You can get really remote in the UK too. Some parts of England are 30 mins from anything like civilization. Some parts of Scotland are only accessible once a day by boat, and if you go really up north you find wooded areas where people die because you're surrounded by miles of nondescript woodland.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Googling it, there's an e-reader, New Nook, Nook'n go, Tom Nook in animal crossing, a milk farm in Peterborough... but yeah, the city exists.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Interestingly, Nuuk is actually Inuit for ”New York”.

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[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've always had an obsession with maps, which as an adult has brought me to wanting to visit the "extremes" of the world. Far north, far south points of things. But I'm not the adventurous type so a lot of those places are just never going to happen. Nuuk has always been high on my list of places that would be neat, while not being impossible to get to comfortably.

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