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Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.
This is like the electronic version of the human centipede..
This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics
It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.
I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.
Your house can run??
Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
I had some par sex.
How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?
Ha!
Are you now banned from the country club?
Technically a house
But ... but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.
Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.
I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world's energy problems counts as a shitpost.
Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.
Troll logic is arguably shitposting?
What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.
I guess I can stop worrying about the future now. That's a huge relief.
Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
Quick! File a patent!
Your house runs? What are you? Baba Yega?
The key question; is your refrigerator running?
No, it dropped out.
Where was it going to school, the electoral college?
Big energy don't want you to know this!
If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.
You live inside a flashlight?
You don't?
no....
i mean yes
Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.
Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.
Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.
Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)
Wasn't there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?
They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!