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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by FlyingSquid to c/politicalmemes
 
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[–] MisterNeon 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most normal human food...

That's flat bread right? Most cultures have flatbread. Get the pancakes.

[–] ccunning 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

“Mmm soft, supple, cushiony pancakes…”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"And you call them pancakes despite obviously being made on a griddle?"

[–] ChicoSuave 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"not enoughs flaps on each jack."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

“Oh yeah, that’s so fucking normal. I’m so good at this. Also please bring 7 bottles of warm syrup and 6 waiters.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pigs in a blanket, you say? How delightfully erot... er, enticing?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

“When I worked for Peter Thiel in Silicon Valley, our health program included blood transfusions from teenagers to keep us young. Does your company have something similar?”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Do you guys even ponder the orb?

[–] zeppo 33 points 2 weeks ago

I’d think it’s

“What’s your most normal human food?”
“Idk hon, pancakes and bacon?”
“Okay, good”

Or “just give me whatever makes sense”

[–] tlou3please 26 points 2 weeks ago

How long have you been working here? Okay, good.

[–] ceenote 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MegaUltraChicken 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So is he on a date in this cartoon or is a booth not his type?

[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.

Does that look like a couch to you?

He fucks couches.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 2 weeks ago

Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That's ludicrous and I won't have it.

I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you'll be hearing from their lawyer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If he had a homeworld, he was obviously banished from it.

[–] lennybird -5 points 2 weeks ago

He should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.

[–] Sam_Bass 9 points 2 weeks ago

Just give old Renfield there a plate of crickets and call it good

[–] paddirn 7 points 2 weeks ago

“Huh, these are nice, uh, seats you got here… easy to clean up stains I’m guessing… You wouldn’t happen to have something with a bit more… privacy, would you?”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Does he have time to sleep between the failed public appearances, and milking his essence?

[–] Theprogressivist 5 points 2 weeks ago

His favorite dish is Canapés.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

ha ha. I do the ordering interaction better. Seriously though us earthlings are the only thing on the planet so this is just silly.

[–] expatriado 4 points 2 weeks ago

got the feeling Peter Thiel only befriends lizard people