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[–] DaMonsterKnees 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

His first minuet was better. He sold out. Whatever, I'm over it.

[–] BackOnMyBS 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh, you mean the guy that declined tons of money to commit treason against Queen Elizabeth (original) for the Pope even tho the Queen was talking shit about him? if being loyal to your Anglican Queen over money and your own Catholicism is "selling out", then yes, he did "sell out". or if by "selling out", you mean that he wrote real songs about depression rather than court-approved fancy-pants uppity shit the jesters were twerking to, then yeah, he "sold out" there too...get out of here with that bullshit.

JOHN DOWLAND KEPT IT REAL

[–] DaMonsterKnees 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who...... Who's the first one? I don't recognize her lmao

[–] 13esq 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Apparently it's Beyoncé. I didn't recognise her either.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra 5 points 2 weeks ago

Beyond recognition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 13esq 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Patquip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Taking a guess here but maybe Shakira?~~

+1 for Cunningham's Law

[–] JJROKCZ 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s Beyoncé…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All these modern musicians would be nothing without Grug. He invented music himself when he started beating a log, but now no one remembers him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll have you know Og resents being ignored as the world's first screamo vocalist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

My man Sebastian Bach has written the most insane groundwork for Electronic dance genres but the only people to cover his work are boring and lack imagination.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yet another reason lil b is the absolute greatest of all time. The based god has released over 3000 songs.

[–] negativenull 5 points 2 weeks ago

in 2006, Sting made an album of John Dowland songs called "Songs From The Labyrinth":
https://tidal.com/browse/album/3116747?u
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_from_the_Labyrinth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

shout out to jerb datlab!

[–] JJROKCZ 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean… at one album every 3 years across the 25 years she’s been a popular artist she’s at 100 songs assuming a 12 track average (idk what the average is on her albums this is napkin math based on albums I have from other artists)

She’s only 42, there’s every possibility she could hit 200 songs before she passes on if she wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So…. Who is that in the top figure?

[–] JJROKCZ 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Are you really pretending to not recognize Beyoncé?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Someone else in the thread suggested it was Shakira.. I assumed they were right.. I don't recognize Beyonce from that picture, but I'll cede to anyone with more familiarity.

[–] 13esq 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't think they're pretending. I also didn't immediately recognise them.

To be fair, it's a poor quality image, she's so well lit that she looks more tan than black and not everyone had an interest in pop music.

[–] JJROKCZ 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TBF, it’s Beyoncé, she is black but she is pretty light on the skin color spectrum.

[–] 13esq 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] JJROKCZ 1 points 2 weeks ago

And the lighting in that dark set makes her look darker, scrolling down in your own link shows the variation on photo sets lol in the sunlight she’s pretty light as far as black skin tones go, she’s certainly no Lupita Nyong’o

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really didn’t recognize her. I very much know who Beyoncé is, but seriously something about that picture looks off to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's that music video where she smashes everything, I think.. Isn't it about she forgiving her partner who cheated on her?

[–] JJROKCZ 1 points 2 weeks ago

That partner who happens to be the billionaire Jay-Z, the stacks of cash probably helped with the forgiveness. Not that Beyoncé is destitute without his income but a billion is a lot more than a million