They wrote it at the wrong angle and used the wrong color ink. If they had gone to my site they could have purchased an official SovCit protractor with included pen for only $130 in federal reserve notes and these debts would be history!
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They would legitimately be interested..
Funnily enough, this would be a good business idea. Creating a webshop for sovcits, filled with AI bullshit copywriting, selling useless products like this
Interesting idea, let's do it
Candy from a baby, I love it
I really wish I didn't have the personal ethics that would make me hate myself for taking advantage of the gullible if I did something like that.
"Amount enclosed -$289.41"
Congratulations, genius, now you owe $578.82.
But see when the creditor deposits the negative bill into sovcits secret account they'll have cash returned to them to satisfy the debt, it all makes perfect sense! If it doesn't work you probably did something wrong, maybe the wrong shade of red marker?
Forgot their fingerprint in blood.
UCC 3-604 says someone owed an obligation has the right to cancel the obligation owed to them, not the other way around.
It's not like they actually read it. They pay someone else hundreds or thousands of dollars to do that reading for them to get out of that $30 minimum payment bill.
I wonder which "stamp duty" they're talking about? Machine gun, "marihuana", or old British tea stamps?
Migratory bird hunting.
I’m sure that will settle the matter!
How much do they owe if minimum payment is $30.
Amazing how they all think they can steal essentially.
Looks like $400ish but the pixels...
Hey, it’s Credit One, a notoriously predatory bank. Interest rates are high, fees are aplenty, and they’re not exactly kind. I’m in the credit card hobby and they’re famous for being shit (but situationally useful if you’re trying to rebuild credit). If you’re one of those and use it properly then cancel it, it’s fine. If you don’t pay it off, the balance balloons.
This person will continue to compound interest and fees until they charge off the account, sell it to some collector, and eventually one of the collector human centipede segments will sue them. Some banks will occasionally let go of debts, but a Credit One charge off will probably see this individual trying sovcit tactics in court -> judgment -> wage garnishment eventually.
I love that you think a sovcit earns a wage.
Abracadabra, bill begone!
The account number is also at the top and not redacted...
Why did they put a stamp on it?
Don't tell me they will try and mail it like that without an envelope Also isn't postage always prepaid in these cases (I'm guessing, I have never paid anything by mail)
Is that a blue ink thumbprint on the stamp?
I think so!
Biometrics seem unimportant, I guess...
E: autocorrect
Look at that sloppy 52° "CANCEL".
Shame.
I don't know guys, I think maybe this cancel culture has gotten out of control.
We're laughing now, but they'll be laughing if these insane "workarounds" actually work hahahahahaha
I mean, you're right, they would if they did... but they won't.
Right. That was joke...