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[–] aeronmelon 80 points 3 months ago

She threatened them with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

meoww does it work the other way πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[–] TotallynotJessica 63 points 3 months ago

To make up for the sudden gender imbalance, yes :3

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

They also get to sleep in a few more minutes in the morning which is a bonus.

[–] Wizard_Pope 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay but did they put on fake boobs?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So they either already had them (weird if they are men dressing up as women thus they would already be women dressed as men and pretending ro be men (nonsensical)) or they all got surgery done in 1 day.

Forgive my terminology. Not transphobic just don't know a better way to put it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I was trying to build my joke on your comment. By eliminating the most likely answer without giving any information myself, I was trying to steer your thoughts toward more unlikely scenarios. That part happened, but I thought it would be funny.

[–] Wizard_Pope 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now your username makes me wonder. How luscious are your lips exactly for the kissing to be so comfortable?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am assuming you know and are being funny too, but I'll explain anyway: The name is German for "comfortable pillow"; I chose it because I got one relatively recently.

[–] Wizard_Pope 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I did not know that Kissen is a pillow. I do know however that it is not kissing as that would be kΓΌssen. Thought it was maybe a combination of the languages. Just start going by BequemesKΓΌsschen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would be false advertising, but I'll see what I can do.

[–] Wizard_Pope 3 points 3 months ago

So you don't have luscious lips? Darn. There goes my plans.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Or this manga universe has magic

[–] TotallynotJessica 10 points 3 months ago

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

[–] bappity 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 54 points 3 months ago

A 1 page shitpost by Senukin69, the artist behind Brainrot GF. I rescued this from the depths of her Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is reminding me of the fact that multiple men in VRChat use female avatars

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)

multiple

Understatement of the century

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

everyone who isn’t Shrek or Peter Griffin or a box

[–] TriflingToad 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

vrchat was either choosing an actual model that fit me aka a woman or a tiny frog in a car. I quit playing because of ~~dystopia~~ dysphoria :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's not an understatement. "Multiple" means the quantity is between 2 and ∞.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Trans women use them as well, if you can combine them with phantom sense (the vr one, not the phantom limb one) then it's even more effective

[–] YourMomsTrashman 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's weirdly nice seeing people express themselves purely by theme and aesthetics instead of what they actually look like. That said, public lobbies are nightmarish lol

[–] YourMomsTrashman 2 points 3 months ago

Facebook's ""Horizon Worlds"" could learn from this

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! It seems like I’m late to this thread! Oh well, I guess I have no choice now…

[–] TotallynotJessica 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Source? (I wanna know who's nabbing my pronouns)

[–] TotallynotJessica 7 points 3 months ago

ShaveYourEyebrows. She's on reddit sadly πŸ˜₯

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 14 points 3 months ago

"I can't be trans 😨 I have to be the person I'm told to be!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Makes sense to me, girls are cuter

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I wish I was there, instead everyone around me is boring and hypermasculine 3:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345 12 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is it phrased as a punishment? Nothing wrong with boys dressing feminine. More people should try it actually, skirts are surprisingly comfortable.

[–] TotallynotJessica 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bc the teacher was a dummy and thought the boys would hate it :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah she is a dummy, obviously believes strongly in gender stereotypes.

Actually I feel like I remember reading a news story where boys at an actual private school started wearing skirts in the summer because it was so hot and the dress code didn't allow for shorts, it was both as a form of protest and just because it was too hot to comfortably wear pants. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/teenage-boys-wear-skirts-to-school-to-protest-against-shorts-ban-in-heatwave-b1887321.html