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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a TV network called "Ion", and their tagline is "Ion Television: Positively Entertaining". Every time I hear it I have to wonder how many of their viewers actually get it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

It's such a good name, it has that pun AND it's a double entendre ("Eye-on")

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BambiDiego 7 points 3 months ago

👹🚫 Oni-off

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

⚡️🧅 Onion

🧅 Offion

[–] nexguy 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

⚡️🧅 Onion

🧅 Onioff

[–] ZombieMantis 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

⚡ 🧅 Onion

🧅 Offioff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Which ONION will my cat pick FIRST?!?! | Mr. Beast

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven 4 points 3 months ago
[–] CodexArcanum 2 points 3 months ago

So garlic has fewer protons... chemistry is finally starting to make sense!