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The Time of the Harvest (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] NegativeLookBehind 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And do it on the McDouble!

[–] hark 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think this plan works anymore with the prices the way they are now.

[–] systemglitch 28 points 3 months ago

That why they have to harvest now, before everyone loses weight

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

this is when i stopped watching supernatural

[–] Lost_My_Mind 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh good. We can finally stop worrying about trump. Now there's a bigger clown to worry about.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago

It's hilarious and sad seeing people like you who think of him every second of your life and have to bring him up everywhere.

[–] Lampoil 13 points 3 months ago

Isn't that almost the plot of Kill la Kill, except with clothes?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why not just focus on the cows and chickens? You lose energy with every trophic level

[–] MehBlah 11 points 3 months ago

Our fatty brains are a delicacy.

[–] shneancy 3 points 3 months ago

humans could be some rare delicacy for McSpiecies, like octopi are to us

[–] Rolando 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Insane Clown Posse's next album.

[–] Agent641 5 points 3 months ago

Harlequin Invasion

[–] Sakychu 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would explain why they choose the worse mascot ever

[–] Decoy321 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Worst? Allow me to introduce you to King Cake Baby

[–] Sakychu 2 points 3 months ago

True that is way worst yet I never seen it before but I saw a lot more of ol' mcdonals

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 6 points 3 months ago

Ah that reminds me of Killer Klowns from Outer Space. A timeless classic.

https://youtu.be/ETiSMS4i1as?si=_RSEK2foB1RZKV9d

[–] HeyJoe 6 points 3 months ago

No wonder he was removed in recent years... they knew we were getting closer to discovering the secret.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] CodexArcanum 5 points 3 months ago

In the Unknown Armies setting, McD's was infiltrated by a magick cabal called the Mak Attax, who "bless" burgers with random magick effects in order to trigger a slow broad awakening to magick in the general population.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Tyranids have evolved.

[–] B312 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you like to know more?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

If you are recruiting for the Cult of the Four-Armed Emperor. I'm already a member.

[–] Cort 5 points 3 months ago

The resemblance is Uncanny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

No talking, just get on with it.

[–] Sam_Bass 3 points 3 months ago

Could be a definite incentive to shed pounds

[–] MECHAGIC 3 points 3 months ago

Jollibee will save us all