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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That song slapped back in the day, but those lyrics were nonsense.

[–] aeronmelon 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That song slapped back on the day, it slaps today. The lyrics could be a recipe for scones and it would still slap.

[–] criss_cross 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Grab all purpose flour!

Sugar eggs 'n powder

cream, egg n' butter

Mix it all together!

heavy guitar riff

[–] MellowSnow 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] denshirenji 4 points 3 months ago

I understood this reference.

[–] kautau 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Haven't thought of Vegan Black Metal Chef in a while.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tool did that once. Die Eier von Satan. It's a pretty different recipe than scones, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We actually made them once. Was rather meh. There's also not enough Türkisches Haschisch to have any kind of effect.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dough it baby
Dough it baby

Dig through the scones that have burned to find the scones that I'll slam in my mouth and my asshole yeah!

[–] HomerianSymphony 7 points 3 months ago

It was about The Munsters.

[–] toynbee 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I still want to know what a Dragula is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60's TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that's what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that's the most likely reference.

[–] Maultasche 9 points 3 months ago

And for some ready he's driving the Munster Coach in the music video instead of the Dragula.

[–] toynbee 3 points 3 months ago

That seems plausible. Thank you.

[–] Maultasche 2 points 3 months ago

A car built by Grandpa Munster

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Anyway, here's Wonder Redwall.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Dead I am the rat

Feast upon the cat

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I first discovered this song a month or so ago while re-watching The Matrix (totally holds up btw, in spite of all the far right nut jobs trying to claim it as theirs) 25 years after I first heard it 25 years ago but didn't actively notice 😄

And yeah, it fucking slaps!