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[–] hperrin 103 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen. Plane tickets are fine on a laptop, but if you’re buying a car, you need a desktop PC. A house requires a Jumbotron.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Nah, buying a house just needs three monitors.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I need to use my current screen to buy a bigger screen so I can make a really big purchase

[–] Dasnap 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are people buying houses off a website?

[–] hperrin 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

You can sign the paperwork on a computer, yes. Sometimes.

[–] Dasnap 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Imagine doing that and they forgot to remove the TEST50 promo code 💀

[–] hperrin 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

*housepad, shaped like a little home

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah a jumbotron is too low res, what you should be doing is adding more monitors.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago

It's as if shopping on a laptop is more user friendly or some crazy shit like that

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Desktops and laptops make browing a large number of tabs easier and websites dont pare down the options and menus into a useless mess

Theres some websites where I have to look at in desktop bersion on Firefox mobile because theyre useless otherwise. Digikey for example.

[–] LesserAbe 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. Why do sites decide "you're on mobile, so you just don't need to ever see such and such piece nformation"? I get that there's limited screen real estate, but at least put that info somewhere, inside a menu or something.

For big purchases you've got to have the desktop version of the websites, you need a mouse for precision pointing and a keyboard for alt+tab-ing between windows, plus you need a spreadsheet open where you can compile all your research.

[–] Stovetop 22 points 3 months ago

Or worse, "You're on mobile, you need to download our app to view this content."

Meanwhile you switch to desktop view and see everything normally.

[–] Allonzee 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think large purchases should be done on a monitor because not cross comparing prices/terms/sellers/etc makes one a fool.

Tiny screens are a marketer's dream. The downsides are another 2 menus deep and the shitty terms are 2 screens ago, just look at that pretty bold number at the top and the pretty bold BUY NOW button at the bottom. Whee!

If something costs more than $500, I'm doing it with 4 browser windows on 2 screens with competing offers, seller reviews, product/experience reviews, etc, confirming I'm getting screwed the least possible for what I want or need before I make the purchase, and often confirming whether or not the large purchase is warranted at all.

Gen Zs "I do large purchases on my phone," and to be clear I like Gen Z more than my own millennial generation on most issues, is just a minor derivation on a very, very, very old flex, perhaps the oldest flex of all: I don't care what it costs, I'll just buy it.

[–] Plopp 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

My gen X rule is the same, but workstation.

I can't believe they called a laptop screen big...

[–] doingthestuff 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Anything under 32" is inadequate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] peopleproblems 5 points 3 months ago

You guys are making me realize I don't have as nice of things as I thought I did.

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[–] systemglitch 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right? Laptops can be torture to work on in comparison, let alone a mobile phone. Without at least two monitors and a mechanical keyboard I feel handicapped.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 36 points 3 months ago

Mobile sites suck for comparing options and getting a “big picture” of what’s happening. The limited display size forces you to hold more in your head about what you’re doing. That sucks.

[–] Duamerthrax 36 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I was going on a trip, so I finally broke down and was going to setup a Uber account. Turns out that you can not setup an Uber account on the desktop. Only though the App and even if I have shopping apps on my phone, I don't enter CC info through it/

You also can't schedule a ride at an appointed time the day before, so when I arrived at my destination airport at 2am, I couldn't be sure I would have a ride from Uber. Yeah, maybe that's old fashioned, but those are none starters for me.

[–] Nurgus 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Uber sucks balls, I don't understand the popularity. My local taxi firms had a better app before Uber even arrived in my home town and I find that they're more reliable.

[–] kameecoding 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In Czechia they made a competitior app, very easy concept, all taxi driver can sign up, you request a trip from point a to b, you receive a bunch of bids from the drivers, you select one, pay through the app. So simple, and its not some vc funded asshollery sidestepping taxi regulations

[–] KeepFlying 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol ride scheduling is a scam though. Last I saw they don't make any promises that you'll actually get a ride, they just automatically request it for you shortly before your scheduled time and you have to hope a driver is available.

Sure its one less thing to think about, but it's also no different from doing it manually. Same risks.

[–] Duamerthrax 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Regardless, I feel more conformable arranging a ride with hotel.

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[–] Chathtiu 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s like turning off your radio so you can read the map better.

Gotta go big screen for big purchases.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That suggests it's just a matter of focus. I can open multiple screens on my pc without issue, and switch between windows and tabs easily. I also don't have to worry about auto-correct messing something up, and websites by-and-large have awful mobile sites compared to the default on desktop. The mobile experience is just worse in nearly every way, barring portability.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hate doing anything on a phone. The UX is just bad most of the time. Most of the crucial information tends to be hidden away in sub menus. Dark patterns everywhere so you get psychologically manipulated into spending more.

Plus there is never an urgent time to buy something quickly enough that id take out my phone and clumsily navigate through some garbage outsourced app to do it.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, when I hear people complain that their banking app breaks when they use a non-standard Android ROM all I can think it "You bank on your phone? What's the emergency that can't wait until you get home to your real computer?"

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[–] BigPotato 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Big LAPTOP screen? I forgo both my Laptops and Phone. Big purchases are made on the Desktop or the living room computer (which is hooked up to the living room TV) so all may see the confirmation.

[–] Psythik 6 points 3 months ago

This is the way. Unless you absolutely need 240Hz, TVs are as good as monitors now, especially if you get one designed for gaming like an LG OLED. Input lag is a thing of the past. Gaming on a giant 65" screen is working wonders for my back too, since I no longer have to lean forward to see.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

I feel this in my bones. Right to the core. Anything important ain't happening on a mobile for some reason.

[–] TrickDacy 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It shouldn't really be just millennials who do this, and there's a simple reason for it. Just about every web developer uses a desktop for development work, so most of their testing is done in a desktop browser. So mobile-only bugs do slip through the cracks more often, I find. imo that is the reason that to this day, a lot of bugs get overlooked on mobile.

I feel like food ordering services are always the worst culprits for some reason. Many times I have tried to order food on my phone only to get stuck in a login loop or some other bug that makes it impossible. Open the same service up on my desktop and it works perfectly first try

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

And my Xennial brain says "this is looks like a job for the desktop"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I can't comprehend people who does spreadsheets on a phone

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[–] MidsizedSedan 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The way i see it, most people have 1 expensive/powerful device for thier work, and a secondary cheaper one of the rest. I have a custom desktop PC for my important work, and a relativly cheap phone for less important/mobile stuff. While my sister is all in on her phone for her day to day things, and a budget laptop on the side.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have my home PC that is my REAL computer, I have a laptop as an away mission computer, and I have my phone as my portable mental unwellness device.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

never mind the "big", for me, purchases at all need to be on desktops or laptops. I'm too clumsy to use phone for spending money in case that 1 quantity becomes at 100 due to a mistimed swipe.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yup. I work for myself and sure I have quickbooks on my phone... but you bet tour ass I'm using the laptop.

[–] grue 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is true for the obvious reason that a real computer with a big screen is just better, but it's also true for another reason: lots of vendors have been caught engaging in shady market segmentation tactics where they overcharge people on phones and/or using "apps," relative to the price offered to people on desktop browsers. It tends to be even worse for iPhone users than for Android ones, by the way.

I think the real reason a desktop (or laptop) screen is superior is really the ease with which you can open multiple browser tabs (and to a lesser extent, multiple profiles/private browsing mode) to compare prices, as well as the easy with which you can view them side-by-side instead of having to switch between different fullscreen views.

[–] Tattorack 9 points 3 months ago

My reason for this is how incredibly finnacky and often garbage mobile versions of websites are. I have a lot more control over my PC and what it does than my phone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I’m gen z but I do this too

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The most millennial trait is posting screenshots of Tweets as memes. Bring your hate.

[–] gerowen 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't understand how people do things like shopping on their phone. I mean if you're only buying one or two items, sure, but if you're doing grocery pickup at Walmart or something how do you even function on a screen that small? You can't do any kind of comparison without flipping back and forth between multiple tabs.

Mobile is fine for reading articles, instant messaging, etc., but there are a lot of things that are absolutely better on a laptop.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gen-X here. Technically, I bought my car on my phone. My generation grew up picking our Christmas presents in August from the Sears and JC Penny catalogs then waiting months to get them. Buying off a phone doesn't seem that crazy TBH.

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[–] jqubed 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or even better the dual monitors on my desk

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[–] Alk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then which generation is this true for desktop screens?

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