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[–] CodexArcanum 103 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BORN TO DIE

KINGDOM IS A FUCK

Squash em all 1985

I am jump man

118,999,881,999,119,725 DEAD MARIOS

[–] Kalladblog 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where does this originate from? I've seen a couple variations of it but have no idea where it came from

[–] CodexArcanum 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It's a copy-pasta from a weird t-shirt.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck-kill-em-all-1989-i-am-trash-man-410757864530-dead-cops

1985 is the year the NES came to America. The huge number is actually most of the "emergency number" from the IT Crowd, unrelated, I just think it's a funny reference when I need a huge number. (I also used to have an NES cartridge themed IT Crowd shirt, probably why I have the mental association, which I trashed after Lineham lost his mind and went full terf.)

[–] Kalladblog 5 points 3 months ago

Ty for the link. I always thought this meme had a nice ring to it. Dunno why

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You missed the 3 at the end of the number. And the 0 at the beginning, but I'll allow that.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

https://www.unilad.com/technology/theory-suggests-super-mario-mushrooms-from-dead-marios-341203-20230325

"Supper Mario Broth stressed that the image is taken from manga which is 'filled with jokes and eccentric theories' and therefore 'should be taken more as an interesting thought experiment than anything that would actually be endorsed by Nintendo', but fans have still been stunned all the same."

Still Awesome.

I'd like to see a gritty realistic interpretation of this.

[–] Nikls94 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“It’s a me - Mario!”

The “a” implies the existence of more Marios, it might even hint at the exchangeability of a Mario.

[–] ignotum 18 points 3 months ago

He's just a drop in the mariocean

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

They run, for they know they can't escape Samsara

[–] CodexArcanum 27 points 3 months ago

The "mushroom" part of any fungus is a very small proportion of the overall organism. Mushrooms are just the "fruit bodies", the reproductive organs, of the fungus. The fruit runs off to spread spores. The real body of it is spread out underground in a vast mycelium network. Trust the fungus.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Those are the spores looking for bodies

[–] Dasnap 14 points 3 months ago

Maybe the mushrooms act more as fruit, drawing Marios into dangerous areas to be killed. The 'main' part might be housed in the corpse itself.

[–] aeronmelon 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The 1ups that home in on you in Mario 64 now feel even more sinister.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Resident Evil Bros

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Cue "Green Demon Challenge"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

The subtitle means it isn't canon. "Koma gag battle" means like a cartoon contest in this case.

[–] niktemadur 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's the mycelia in Mario that is interacting with itself. Every brick, tube, flagpole, castle, coin and cloud, every Venus flytrap, Bowser, Toad, etc, is just a highly organized biochemical projection, aka hallucination, humming and spiking like a series of electrical pulses across the fungal network.

[–] Alenalda 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a reason everything the the mario universe has eyes.

[–] ivanafterall 7 points 3 months ago

Oh, shit, is The Hills Have Eyes Mario canon!?

[–] rob_t_firefly 6 points 3 months ago

Trust the fungus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ah, simulation theory. That means it effectively is real.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] rjc 8 points 3 months ago

You can't just say perchance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Please give me full name of that comic series. Link if possible

[–] ATDA 1 points 3 months ago

They were in Nintendo power on and off I believe.

[–] M137 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Koma gag battle? That sounds like some really bad part of the internet shit.

[–] wanderinglurk 1 points 3 months ago

4koma refers to "four-panel comics"