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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I've made it very clear throughout this relationship that I have set Orb Pondering hours. If you cannot respect this, just look into the Orb.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The orb stays on during sex

[–] Viking_Hippie 8 points 1 month ago

Her fingernail seems to be the one talking.

Nails don't know shit! You just keep pondering, OP!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 7 points 1 month ago

"Just don't shin me between 4 and 6! That's Willy's Orb ponderin' time!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's not worth it, keep pondering your orb

[–] nifty 3 points 1 month ago

Aye aye kittenz

[–] Agent641 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nifty 2 points 1 month ago

Do it do it do it