this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I know what it is but I don't get the joke in the title.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Is it a joke about _post_ing?

Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 4 points 5 months ago

Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!

[–] WhyFlip 3 points 5 months ago

Looks like my fuck tube.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

[–] bitchkat 2 points 5 months ago

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Giant toothpick holder

[–] lemmefixdat4u 2 points 5 months ago

My grandkids use it. Gotta train them young. Thanks McD's! (They even painted it orange)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Fence posts

[–] clif 1 points 5 months ago

I've spent too much time slamming that lil guy around

[–] FanciestPants 1 points 5 months ago

I don't know, but does it run Linux?

[–] Ejh3k 0 points 5 months ago

Shit. I just bought one.

[–] Hikermick 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

That's what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it's for digging post holes?

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