Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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Flying Squid doing the Lord's Work again
don't give me hope
Best I can do is a grazed ear.
Dead of soul & mind, only. Damn the hope I had before seeing this is a shitpost.
Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh
Fake it until you make it
Yes
You’re never gonna give that one up hey
Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.
I don't know if it's just because it's cropped but I love how the context doesn't even clarify that he isn't actually dead lol
That's the joke.
He's not physically dead.
I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.
To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.
If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭
Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.
Glorious community added context
Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it's definitely real. Shit...
Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).
Fuck you for getting me excited
This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.
Legend. Yeah.
He was legendary for being a piece of shit that was awful to work for or be around.
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