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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

C'mon man, this information would be very handy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

But costs an arm or a leg to find out.

[–] FlyingSquid 67 points 4 months ago (4 children)

My mother had a personal experience with quicksand. Unlike the movies, its name is correct. She was just suddenly stuck in it up to her knees.

So now you all know.

Also, it wasn't in the jungle, it was in Canada, so she had to rely on being pulled out by my uncle since no vines were around.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact, the “Quick” part of it is an old timey synonym of “Living”. So basically, Living Sand. It’s the same thing with Quick Silver (mercury).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that why that movie was called "The Quick and the Dead"?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Yeah, and apparently that phrase dates back to at least a 1526 translation of the Bible. It’s old.

[–] AeonFelis 11 points 4 months ago

That fact really was fun!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When a fetus starts to move: “quickening”

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[–] flicker 8 points 4 months ago

This is a fun fact!

[–] meleethecat 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

[–] AeonFelis 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or reached for a maple tree's branch.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A moose once bit my sister

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago
[–] Jakdracula 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is dangerous information for me as I like peanut butter a lot. Now I must beware the glowing forbidden peanut butter.

[–] Dabundis 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The spiciest of spicy peanut sauces

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Man I could go for some spicy peanut sauce chicken or something right now too.

[–] EvilHankVenture 14 points 4 months ago

Blow on it first,it's hot.

[–] Iheartcheese 4 points 4 months ago

I always thought the lava buckets in Minecraft looked really tasty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But have they actually touched it?

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[–] grue 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I see videos of them breaking into a fresh stream of it to collect some in a bucket, it looks less viscous than that.

(Maybe I'm just used to the bad peanut butter with the trans fats that keep it from separating, and the natural stuff is thinner?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alot of pain followed by nothing except for a ring of pain around you the arm where the lava hasn’t completely burnt your free nerve endings off and pain in any flesh exposed to the radiative heat coming off the lava. So basically just a lot of pain.

[–] Philharmonic3 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ring? In lava? Idk about that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] CrazyLikeGollum 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[–] Siethron 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lava is molten rock. It is still incredibly dense, if it wasn't burning hot you could walk on it. How would you plunge a whole arm in?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Very dense, yes, but stuff can be very dense and have low viscosity at the same time. Lava has a viscosity similar to peanut butter is what I've heard. You can push stuff down into it, it just requires some force to prevent the stuff from floating back to the top.

You could in principle walk on lava, either by moving quickly enough that you stay on top, or by protecting your legs enough that you could sink in maybe around knee deep where you would float.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel like you are challenging me.

[–] Agent641 6 points 4 months ago

Mercury is denser than steel, but Cody could still plunge his whole arm into a bathtub of it if he tried

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[–] ZagamTheVile 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

-Leonard McCoy, 2286

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aren't you supposed to be dead from the radiant heat before you even get close enough to plunge a ~~ring~~ arm in lava?

[–] Manifish_Destiny 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No. Not all lava is the same temp.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ah well good to know, in case I ever run into a lava pit thps3 custom park style I can know it may be safe to kickflip over.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra 4 points 4 months ago

But you can't be sure.

[–] AnalogyAddict 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I can't find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you happen to have any?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 4 points 4 months ago

I have no idea if it's real or a joke. Googling it is just showing me more memes.

[–] ScruffyDucky 10 points 4 months ago

More like lose-a-limb-to-know basis

[–] kraftpudding 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna take a guess here and say it feels hot. Very very hot.

[–] baldingpudenda 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depending on how hot. Only for a bit as the nerves are destroyed. The body part near the lava that didnt get completely destroyed? Absolutely excruciating.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The pain doesn't always stop when the nerves are severed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_pain

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[–] JATtho 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is actually very fucked. He literally sacrificifed a few billion cells of his own, and now he is refusing to respond how to burn up less cells to reach consensus of how many cells it takes to feel lava.

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[–] pastabatman 4 points 4 months ago

It feel spicy

[–] niktemadur 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The librul deep state told him to not say!
Doing it awakens you, brings about awareness that libruls are transsexual mooslem communist lizards!

[–] Etterra 3 points 4 months ago

I'd love to let you know, but you're not on the list, so...

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