this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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[–] IndiBrony 61 points 2 months ago

Lifeguard knows his shit. Drowning people don't scream and flail like that.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

swiss people can't swim, silly

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those skin tone swim trunks are really messing with me

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's his left leg crossed over his right

[–] Myr 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh so what we're seeing is his knee. Thought it was like an ab line or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I could not figure out what was going on for the life of me

[–] sloppysol 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, fat people are more buoyant than muscular ones, which helps when they need to keep another person afloat

[–] uid0gid0 7 points 2 months ago

Don't matter if you're skinny or fat, conditioning is what's going to matter when you're trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.

[–] nifty 4 points 2 months ago

So, if depth of water is a metaphor for life then of course tall guy is like don’t be silly, but shorty might choke in high tide