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[–] [email protected] 202 points 4 months ago (5 children)

upon scouring the internet, the only reference I can find to Russian horse ash vases is this meme. I don't think this is real

[–] nawa 121 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's not real. The kind of chocolate used in these is just shit. Source: a former child who had to eat those.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

That moment when your relatives or family friends gift you Russian chocolate candy like it's a special treat but you just really don't want to put it in your mouth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

could you find me a link for something that talks about this awful Russian chocolate? cuz I couldn't find that either

[–] nawa 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I guess I can give you a link to how it looks packaged https://images.app.goo.gl/xAAtahXj3H6KYqtx5

It can also be St Claus (Grandfather Frost in Russia) or a bear

[–] weeeeum 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel like the biggest give away is that you'd notice pretty quickly whether or not something is chocolate. The fact that this guy ate cremated ashes and STILL assumed it was chocolate is unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not if your a dark chocolate liker B)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

you need to eat better chocolate, normal dark chocolate tastes fine if a little bitter.

[–] Gustephan 1 points 4 months ago

I get it though. Like, I'm into dark chocolate myself, but beyond about 85% dark it gets to be a bit much for me. I've absolutely pretended to enjoy 99% before as to avoid embarrassing myself in front of friends who were kinda snobs about it though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

i was joking .. i like dark chocolate :-)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Even after covid?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.

[–] umbraroze 15 points 4 months ago

Oh thank good, I was so confused for a while.

I mean, horses aren't even real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could be real, can't be too sure, gotta double check.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As an expert on equine burials in the pacific, I’d like to weigh in. Ocean burials make up the overwhelming majority of pacific horse funerals, but there have been notable advances in stratospheric inurnment in recent years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

what about the ash vase chocolate thing?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You’re right, I got a bit ahead of myself. Allow me to clarify. In general, the wind in Russia moves from east to west, which is a consideration in both air travel and windmill construction. However, helicopters are among the least impacted aircraft due to their free-form movement and large, stable propellers. Takeoff and landing can both occur within a relatively small area even in unfavorable conditions. I hope that answers any lingering questions.

[–] Alk 10 points 4 months ago

I love you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

yes, that answers everything. thank you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I look at the ceiling will you steal my lungs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No. Unfortunately, I’m all out of Chianti.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was more referring to this clip, but I also appreciate a little Silence of the Lambs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

As a fan of non sequiturs, I'm a bit surprised to have never seen this. Thank you for the link!

[–] norimee 45 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I put a can of Guinness into the fridge today and noticed there is something solid rattling around in it. And now I'm scared to open it and find out what it is.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] norimee 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey thank you!! I really had no idea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Lol nw! I was surprised too when I first bought the cans in college.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That article seems ai generated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

it's either AI generated or written by someone who has to meet a minimum word quota and desperately wishes for another job

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

If you’re not joking, it’s the widget. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widget_(beer)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's just the foam bullshit thing, you're good

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's what the CIA wants you to think! It's actually a kinder surprise.

[–] norimee 3 points 4 months ago

That would be no problem either since I'm not in the US. I'm perfectly allowed to swallow and choke on a little toys...

[–] umbraroze 3 points 4 months ago

You are too afraid to open up a Guinness can to find out what the hell is in there

I'm too afraid to open up a Guinness can because I'm afraid it won't be accepted by the can/bottle deposit machine afterwards

We're not the same

/meme

[–] someguy3 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

[–] Sanctus 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

[–] lemmingnosis 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

[–] Sanctus 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

what do you think?

[–] Sanctus 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....

[–] sep 5 points 4 months ago

More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Somebody has that reaction meme at the end?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Deeply appreciated!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I lold at that, too :)