Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.
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But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?
I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?
I do ! there, there. Don't listen to the man. Nobody's taking you away from me
Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.
It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?
I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT
that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)
Katanas = queer swords
well, they're not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora...
What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it's good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it's good enough for me.
I seriously want Cloud's Sword Bike from Advent Children.
My real goal is to be so not straight that the only sword suitable for me is a kopesh.
You slay, babe
Not when I'm done with it
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Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?
Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.
A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.
Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.
Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.
I didn't know you can forage for swords.
If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley
Especially abundant near lakes in Britain
Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.
How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1
Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?
It's really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.
You bleed rainbows when cut.
MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/
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Poking the same sex since 3300BC
Don't tell him about stainless tig welding
slayyy ⚔️💑
Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.
Could just be a color casing process.
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Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again
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Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.
I didn't know they added swords to CS2
If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.
This one gets around quite a lot.
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I cast Scholar's Armanent
First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?
They're called chem-flames
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