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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know you can forage for swords.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

[–] WeeneyTodd 3 points 5 months ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

[–] zarathustrad 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 2 points 5 months ago

How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.