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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You know who also owns dark clothes, goats and a pointy hat?

Esmeralda "Granny" Weatherwax!

Coincidence? I think not!

[–] Im_old 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not enough hobnails on those boots, but I had the same idea!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Yes, Granny would be stumped by the lack of good hard boots, but she's also all about practicality and those sneakers look well worn, and practical for the climate. Also there's good, hard rock underfoot, you can grow good witches on hard rock.

[–] starchylemming 47 points 1 week ago

goat herder my ass, wizard

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

I bet she has a side-quest.

[–] EllE 32 points 1 week ago

I love that she's dressed in this ominous witch-like outfit and then she's also just like wearing sneakers.

[–] Diplomjodler3 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're telling me this is not a level 12 arch-wizard?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then you are no level 12 arch-wizard.

[–] Diplomjodler3 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct. And I don't have one of those fancy hats either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not having one of those hats is what's doing it for the most part. Probably.

[–] Speculater 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No, you need to fulfill both conditions

[–] hOrni 25 points 1 week ago

I vote more occupations have wizard robes as their official uniform.

[–] Num10ck 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

maybe stop wearing black clothing, you traffic cone ninja

[–] venoft 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think once the temperature is higher than body temperature you want something that radiates the maximum amount of heat. But I've seen studies that seem to imply it doesn't matter which color you wear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Iirc that’s why the SR-71 was black. It radiates all the speed-generated heat more quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Num10ck -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wow what a fascinatingly stupid article. they wear black because its thicker fabric.

[–] TurtleJoe 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a shitty ai article, but that's not what it says.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

"Additionally, it has been said that black clothing works well under the sun if it was worn loosely and not clinging to the skin.".
OH! IT's bEEn SAiD!
Article may as well start, "As a large language model, ..."

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My blackmage glam:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it works im curious why only female herders use it. Are the male herders like super chad. What! to hot for you. gotta wear the girls hat. Its not even hot today. Its like only 103.

[–] Anticorp 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably because male herders don't have to wear all black, or cover their entire face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

geez. I did not even notice that. crazy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Goats, you shall not pass!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

New WOW build just droped

[–] Etterra 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is clearly a Goat Wizard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Truly the GOAT

^greatest^ ^of^ ^all^ ^time,^ ^for^ ^the^ ^uninitiated^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You shall not pass (out due to a heat stroke)!

[–] iAvicenna 5 points 1 week ago

if I see this woman in a desert at night I am directly running backwards

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 3 points 1 week ago

I'd love a nice capretto sand witch, light on the mustard.

[–] LordCrom 2 points 1 week ago

But does she weigh more than a duck?