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Madlads of the sea (lemmy.world)
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[–] xantoxis 54 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The weird thing about that bottom left one is they didn't even give them the molly, they were making it on their own

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Great, they are more advanced than us

[–] Lowpast 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] xantoxis 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Did you really just post a scientific rebuttal to my extremely obvious joke that octopi can make ecstasy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because it's stupid. Octopi only make heroin.

[–] xantoxis 12 points 3 months ago

They have a hell of a time lighting the spoons though

[–] Lowpast 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Humans, and other animals, produce DMT in their brain. It's not unreasonable for someone to read that octopus can make their own MDMA and assume it's a real statement. Someone literally responded, can't tell if you're joking.

[–] aeronmelon 6 points 3 months ago

They should hang out with the blowfish-puffing dolphins.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 26 points 3 months ago

Them: aliens don’t exist

Me:

[–] Nobody 25 points 3 months ago

Whatever you do, don't give them mushrooms. If our two alien species join forces, the results could be catastrophic.

[–] BeatTakeshi 11 points 3 months ago

Near-alien lifeform

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I got curious about the one where they're on Molly. Here's a pretty quick rundown on it if anyone else wants to learn more.

PBS Article

Edit: Fixed the link.

[–] toynbee 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Either I'm missing the joke or you forgot something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look into the Markdown code. The link description is missing.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/scientists-gave-octopuses-some-molly-heres-what-happened

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oops! Weird - the link shows fine in my app. If the other reply to your post doesn't give you the link you can easily find relevant articles by searching for "octopus Molly drug" or similar terms. It looks like there's a bunch of them out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Since you made the link a blank description, without a picture, the link is either hidden or a very small pixels. Others already reposted it, but you could just add some text between the brackets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I appreciate the heads up!

[–] then_three_more 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They're going on an adventure.