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Madlads of the sea (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/microblogmemes

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[–] xantoxis 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Did you really just post a scientific rebuttal to my extremely obvious joke that octopi can make ecstasy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because it's stupid. Octopi only make heroin.

[–] xantoxis 12 points 5 months ago

They have a hell of a time lighting the spoons though

[–] Lowpast 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Humans, and other animals, produce DMT in their brain. It's not unreasonable for someone to read that octopus can make their own MDMA and assume it's a real statement. Someone literally responded, can't tell if you're joking.