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The weird thing about that bottom left one is they didn't even give them the molly, they were making it on their own
Great, they are more advanced than us
Wrong... https://neuroscience.jhu.edu/news/185
Did you really just post a scientific rebuttal to my extremely obvious joke that octopi can make ecstasy
Because it's stupid. Octopi only make heroin.
They have a hell of a time lighting the spoons though
Humans, and other animals, produce DMT in their brain. It's not unreasonable for someone to read that octopus can make their own MDMA and assume it's a real statement. Someone literally responded, can't tell if you're joking.
I'm honestly not sure if you're joking
They gave them the ecstasy.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/rolling-under-the-sea-scientists-gave-octopuses-ecstasy-to-study-social-behavior/
They should hang out with the blowfish-puffing dolphins.