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There was a finding that all males have microplastic particles in our testes.

It became a meme.

Everybody laughed.

New meme overtakes old meme.

We forget about our plastic testes and move on.

But, is there any issues going forward, that anyone is aware of?

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably fertility. It's almost certain that the decreased average sperm count is related to microplastics. It's less clear if it's related to our elevated rate of prostate cancer, but I'm cool with blaming big oil for that, too.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

Or the lack of exercise. Or the lack of zinc. Or the obesity epidemic.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Not mine. Mine so big, they got their own municipal recycling program.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

unusually enlarged testes are a sign of cancer

[–] sanguinepar 15 points 5 months ago
[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got checked. They’re as smooth as ostrich eggs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

And have no more odor than a hot biscuit

[–] goodthanks 2 points 5 months ago

Those balls ain't right.

[–] SmoothIsFast 0 points 5 months ago

They blew off my shins in Vietnam!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can something be done? Possibly, who knows?

Will something be done? I wouldn't hold my breath.

This isn't the only potentially human civilization-ending event I first heard about this past month, and that doesn't include climate change that we've known about for literally decades, which many of the major players involved including the USA and China still don't seem to care much about even now.

There is a saying: "put your money where your mouth is", meaning that if people want to truly "care" about something - e.g. to be Pro-Life - then we need to actually get up off the couch and do something about what we otherwise claim to but don't really care. For instance we could... I dunno, wear masks when we feel the slightest hint of a respiratory illness coming on - cheap, trivially easy, and can save literal lives. And not to trivialize this, some people truly do care - even as I type this I'm listening to a livestream talking about restoration taking much more effort but yielding much greater results than merely shaming people by pointing out something bad.

However, and a bit ironically, Big Tobacco and Big Oil and Big Sugar and Big Tech and Big Plastic etc. all do this, investing great efforts into stopping efforts to try to stop them. Without equal or greater efforts in opposition... well, like I said, I would not hold my breath.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This isn’t the only potentially human civilization-ending event I first heard about this past month, and that doesn’t include climate change that we’ve known about for literally decades, which many of the major players involved including the USA and China still don’t seem to care much about even now.

To be fair, every damn headline is framed as civilisation-ending for clicks. Nuclear war is the only one I can think of that's both fairly plausible and could actually end it. Others are at various significant but lower levels of suck, or are just geologically rare.

In particular, climate change is going to suck hard, and I'll miss coral reefs, but some form of civilisation will endure. I know, someone's going to argue with me, and I look forward to making you move around the goalposts on what "end of civilisation" means.

Otherwise, yeah, you're just right. Humanity runs on apathy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the increasing likelihood of Russia or China using nukes to get their way was what I was thinking, especially with talk that the Western nations might be giving Ukraine the go-ahead to use those weapons to strike within Russia itself.

The plastic sperm issue actually doesn't sound so bad in comparison, bc fertilization treatments might work even if needing to extract outside of the body first. Overall, it still sounds less dangerous to me than e.g. a young woman living in Florida these days without access to money to leave the state for medical care.

I frankly have no idea what to expect about climate change at this point - we've blown far past all the targets and seem now to be in uncharted territory, according to what little I understand. I do notice far fewer birds, bees and other insect life, and I recall hearing how in the Antarctic a few months back there was a single day where the temperature spiked by +70 degrees F (~40Β°C). I can only imagine what that would do to e.g. Texas if it went from already 100 to then 170 degrees, even if only for a few hours. "Coral" is the least of the issue iirc, they were (by virtue of being sensitive) mainly indicators of the actual events, which we won't know until we see it, but scientists are saying that it's no bueno. Anyway, it seems like the changes could wipe out all mammalian life on the planet, but then again maybe not!?:-P i.e. it could be really bad, but it could be less so, we just don't know, and as you said, we mostly barely care ("we" meaning voters, so chiefly Boomers & evangelical Christians, as Trump and the Republican party's biggest bases).

And yet we seem to care a great deal about tHe EcOnOmY tHo - so it's a choice of prioritization to pick what "matters" to us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I've noticed the lack of insects, and also different plants growing than I remember from when I was a kid, not all too long ago. Every once in a while someone will be talking to me about the weather and how freakish it is, and they'll suddenly get quiet if I use the word "climate" instead of just weather, because they were (and maybe still are?) denialists.

The thing about mammals is that at least some - ourselves included - can migrate. If we have to, we'll set up banana plantations on Antarctica, and there's no known scenario where it gets that bad. Others are not so lucky, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Right, civilization might survive... maybe, possibly, hopefully, just like if we all were to play Russian Roulette. Still doesn't sound like a smart idea to me to mess with something known to be so dangerous.

At the absolute minimum the changes will be cruel, and hundreds of thousands of people are already dying from each of many individual events like hurricanes outside of their normal seasons, at intensities never before seen in a particular area.

So my thought: at the very least we could care? Except I was wrong - we can go lower, so much lower. We do have the satisfaction though that whatever comes, we brought it upon ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Think of the profits corporations will be able to make curing the impacts of this!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm guessing it's unknown. There's microplastic in testes, and it's not good for fertility. Getting that far probably required a lot of research. Understanding the mechanism and projecting it forwards will require way, way more.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's irreversible at this point and nothing you can do except hope it won't affect your health.

It's only fair that it's happening to humans since we are destroying the planet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Preliminary testes have suggested it will be an issue, but we need another few rounds of testes to be sure.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please send any testes you have laying around to PO box 609 for testing.

For science!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I tried but the post office sent some nasty email about some dude they called Inspector General. I think it got autocorrected from Inspector Gadget but whatever, apparently they frown on the unfrozen body parts thing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think micro plastics in our anything will probably be an issue

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

My fear is not enough to be noticeable. More than enough to matter.

Ancient romans and lead pipes come to mind

[–] NarrativeBear 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Soon we will all be plastic. Its already in our food and water.

What i really think about is these are only the effects so far from the plastics that have started to break down from when plastics were created (smaller quantities). What happens when the plastics of today start to break down (larger quantities).

Kind of like the effects of oil (air pollution) being felt 30-50 years down the line.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Well perhaps the microplastics will reduce the overall fertility rate of the human population at large. Perhaps life itself will get so difficult for the average person, they'll be discouraged from having babies, and perhaps only then will the worst effects of climate change will be narrowly averted...maybe.

One of the worst things you can do to the environment folks. Don't bear children. Don't invite another being into this madness and suffering.

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[–] mojofrododojo 12 points 5 months ago

On the upside - they won't be as harmful as the PFAS in our systems.

On the downside - they'll still probably be harmful.

Mother nature - y'all motherfuckers are on your own.

DOW CEO - hey maybe the PFAS will eradicate the microplastic cancers! This could be win win, let's see what happens!

[–] AdamEatsAss 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not a problem for 50% of humans.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Unless they want to breed healthy offspring maybe? Who can say.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

not me I'm getting them removed lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I finally got a good paying job, by wife is starting to move up at her's and we could finally afford to have kids (with support from our families) Then plastic balls memes start

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 7 points 5 months ago

We'll just have to chew more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Gotta ask how long were they there before anyone noticed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, it's mostly anti plastic propaganda. However, being fat and sedentary, now that is a real problem.

[–] TotalFat 2 points 5 months ago

So this is where all those plastic babies in King Cakes are coming from..

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