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[–] Wilzax 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know Aperture Labs is portrayed as horribly corrupt and unethical when compared to real-life science, but I feel like this is better than real companies because it's doing exactly the same thing but with full transparency.

[–] Caboose12000 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's how I feel about every billboard in GTA V. I get that they're supposed to be over-the-top parodies but they just seem like the same thing we have IRL with a little more honesty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Great. Now I have the Giggle Cream jingle stuck in my head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This just randomly comes up in my brain sometimes too.

It makes desserts funny.

[–] Iheartcheese 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I do like that shade of gay

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I might give their human testing program a try.

[–] radicalautonomy 14 points 5 months ago

"I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive." GlaDOS

Aww, it's nice that their company isn't all rainbow capitalism, that they are putting their money where their mouth is by funding research into reducing the suicide rate among the queer community...

...hmm?; What's that?

...n...no... *glances at GlaDOS* ...no...