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[–] TotallynotJessica 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Smol brain: failing to kill the enemy as a man because no man can kill them

Big brain: killing the enemy by realizing you're trans and therefore not a man.

Transcended: killing the enemy by specifically being a Gnome named Ann

Galaxy brain: transitioning to Gnome Ann but burying your enemy under a mountain as punishment instead of killing them

Omniscience: talking your enemy down and convincing them to right the evil they've caused so there is no need to kill them as Gnome Ann