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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't read the "in med school" part and was expecting the reveal to be that she actually took a material science course.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean bones are also just fancy structures so ...

[–] captainlezbian 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s biomechanics and the main thing you learn in it aside from statics and dynamics is that living osseous tissue is a strange material and it bends so much more than you think it should

[–] Fosheze 15 points 1 month ago

it bends so much more than you think it should

Especially if it's in a child. Weird kids and their weird flexible bones.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah I think about stress everyday too. Not that I have a choice though.

[–] toofpic 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I majored in stress working in retail

[–] RealFknNito 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I work at an understaffed convenience store/fast food fusion. The amount of people who make their dogshit life choices my problem makes me look longingly at tall bridges.

[–] CaptainSpaceman 7 points 1 month ago

I feel your pain, truly. Stay well fam.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You have time to think? You and your luxuries!

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah well, not the first time I’m fighting biology as a trans dude!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Fighting biology sounds metal as hell, rock on dude! 🤘

[–] Mango 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See? That's why rich people are better!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just stop being poor, problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Makes sense to me!

Jokes aside, this actually IS in fact the only effective method I've found to create lasting change in life – basically, you have to find a way to reframe your situation into something that's temporary, rather than making it a core part of your identity. Basically, if you consider yourself poor (or homeless) BY DEFINITION, all you'll ever see is evidence to support that fact. But by doing so, you are in fact robbing yourself of any chance of improvement because if the situation is unfixable, there is no point in even making an effort to try. But if you don't even try, it simply becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and then you are indeed stuck with no way out.

So in a way, you do in fact have to gaslight yourself in to believing the opposite about yourself, and then attempt to validate that idea by looking for evidence to support it. This can of course be rather difficult at first, but the more you practice it, the better you'll get. And the better you get at it, the more you'll believe it, which ends up making that idea another self-fulfilling prophecy that ends up replacing the former.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

In a lot less words: fake it till you make it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Exactly what I expected. Sometimes, in moments like this, I love the internet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

they do not want us to know that this trick exists

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Stress: The mind overriding the body's natural desire to choke the ever-living fuck out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lemmy is one of the few platforms where i'm happy to see a post i've already seen months before

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Some posts do deserve a reminder

[–] RizzRustbolt 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did we ever figure out why we evolved brains that produce cortisol?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the real answer is that it plays an important role in making sure you respond appropriately to being chased by a tiger. For hundreds of thousands of years it was perfectly fine operating in that role, and then in the last ten thousand we accidentally created a civilization where some people get way too much of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Also, humans are not machines, we need rest and relaxation. It's debatable for why, but life would be a lot more boring if we didn't have a need for relaxation, art, recreation, etc. Just pure work for survival.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Cortisol is actually a really important hormone and it can even make you feel good. The problem is when you have too much too often. It’s like putting your body and mind into sport mode. Very useful in the short term but unsustainable in the long term.

[–] RestrictedAccount 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because people who are born lucky enough to have an easy life are likely to have more kids.

Using cortisol to magnify that improves selection bias.

The rest is math.

Evolution is a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Uh, poor people tend to have more children than rich people.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's only a recent thing though

[–] CaptainSpaceman 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what does "recent" mean? Poor folks been having shit tons of kids for a long ass time. THey needed to have a) extra workers, and b) a chance at keeping the family name/heritage/culture/whatever going. especialyl being poor, you know at least 3 or your 10 arent going to make it, so you gotta play the odds!

[–] Donkter 7 points 1 month ago

IDK if the original hypothesis is true or not. But it's kind of impossible to make judgements on evolution based on anything we know about humans and society. Modern homo sapiens are only about 150,000 years old and were pretty sure any semblance of a modern hierarchical society didn't begin until about 7,500 years ago, much less the concept of money which only happened another thousands of years later.

10,000 years is a drop in the bucket evolutionarily, hell, 100,000 years doesn't even do much, so any theory of evolution or why a complex hormone like cortisol evolved to be used in the way it is now is way off base if you're referencing concepts like "rich" and "poor" or reference to any form of societal structure made in the last 10,000 years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Immagine what it could be if the cortisol mechanism didn't work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not us, that's for sure.

[–] veganpizza69 6 points 1 month ago

That professor's name? Robert Sapolsky.

(probably)