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[–] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago

It’s actually racist not to cast a white man if you think about it – which I haven’t, obviously.

Excellent

[–] Iheartcheese 53 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I give 2 shits what the doctor is I just miss liking the show lol

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[–] jettrscga 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People complained that there was a black character in the video game God Of War Ragnarok.

They seem to ignore the fact that it's a game series about Greek mythology and that game is suddenly Norse mythology. Guess continuity issues like entirely different cultures are fine as long as we keep it white!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just want to preface that I completely agree with you, I just want to share some fun trivia. The Greek and Norse mythologies are the same*. They both originate from the Proto-Indo-European people. They're not the only ones either, the Proto-Indo-Europeans are thought to have a wide reaching influence, even to this day. As stated, Greek and Norse mytholfogies along with the Roman pantheon, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Bahaism, zorastrianism, along with Celtic, Baltic and Slavic mythologies. There's even reason to believe that the Proto-Indo-Europeans had an influence on Shinto and early Judaism. To my understanding, its believed that Norse mythology is the most "intact" version of the Proto-Indo-European myth. Pretty neat stuff!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I've always been incredibly fascinated by the PIE>Hindu>Zoroastrian path and how that may have influenced early Judaism. The vast majority of religious people today practice a religion that is either directly or indirectly influenced by PIE mythos and culture, and that's just mind boggling!

[–] Couldbealeotard 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I feel that lore-wise, the doctor changing sex was a bigger test of suspension of disbelief. But they prepped for it by having the Master do it. The Master has previously spent time being a walking corpse, so that is a fairly straight line of baby steps to get there.

Once that's been established, changing race is nothing. And arguably the doctor has shown a not insignificant amount of racial diversity already to prove it's not impossible.

The show just sucks for a variety of other reasons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The show just sucks for a variety of other reasons.

Terrible writing. It's been bloody awful for a few seasons now imo. I don't care about the race or gender of any of the actors, but you've got to give me good storylines.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

You don't watch Dr Who because they cast women and black men as the main character

I don't watch Dr Who because i have hated the piss poor writing since Moffat took over

We are not the same

Yes i am aware RTD is back, he had four episodes to bring me back to the franchise (three with my favourite Doctor) and i only kind of liked one of them.

and that Goblin episode... wtf was that? Dumb... that's what it was

I thought i hated Matt Smith until i saw him in something that wasn't written badly. Capaldi could have been a fantastic doctor if the writing wasn't so shit. I gave up before i got to Whittaker so have no opinion of her tenure

[–] Zoomboingding 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

She's a fantastic actress that had horrible writing. Also, she really aped Tennant's Doctor's mannerisms more than making her own, though I'm not sure how much of that was within her control.

Watch Broadchurch if you want to see them in something good~

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I really like the 15th Doctor. Ncuti is doing a great job, and RTD really seems to know what to do with him. I really haven’t heard any complaints other than some people whining that the new season is a bit too “fantasy”, but, like, have you ever seen the show?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I only want realistic episodes of a show centered around a godlike being that can manifest any reality they choose.

Where’s “The Doctor has to paint a fence”, “Dr. Who and people coughing while standing uncomfortably close at the shops” or even “Dr. Who’s request for holiday got denied and now they are answering emails on a glorious day”?
If my escapist fantasy isn’t reminding me of my dreary life, then what’s the point?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I dislike how the stories end. The buildup is alright, the setting's the same. But then the ending is terrible. The Doctor isn't being clever or smart or witty or whatever, a solution randomly presents itself and that's it.

It's like, great you can move the space station by causing a burst of baby farts, but you have a TARDIS. You can take the babies yourself. You even talked about that with the only adult there! He then was soundly defeated by the Maestro, only for the Beatles to randomly show up and play a random chord? They even had a clever way to defeat the Maestro (the bubble of silence that the sonic could create), and then did nothing with it.

It's just so... Meh. If only they could write the Doctor to be clever again, I'd enjoy it so much more!

[–] Meissnerscorpsucle 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WOT having racial diversity in a village where the book made a huge deal about the fact that everyone looks the same due to isolation and inbreeding. That I had an issue with. This is stupid. It is well established that the doctor can come back looking like anything.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

a village where the book made a huge deal about the fact that everyone looks the same due to isolation and inbreeding.

Two particular families were called out as marrying into one another often, not the entire village. In fact I feel like Robert Jordan generally does the opposite of what you describe here - he goes out of his way to uniquely describe a ton of Emond's Field residents, and gave them all pretty varied appearances. Heck, two of the main characters, Mat and Perrin, are different as can be in appearance, aside from the fact that they both have dark hair.

Anyways, either way, even if what you're describing is accurate, it's still not a good excuse to get upset that they casted dark skinned actresses for Egwene and Nynaeve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Especially given that they're all descendants of people that lived in one of the biggest cities of the time.

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[–] Ballistic_86 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A similar thing is happening with the new Assassins Creed game. Lots of people trying to make every argument against a black male protagonist without just saying they are racist/white supremacist. I’m sure the game is bad, the last several Assassins Creed games were pretty bad. But blaming this one “historical accuracy” or Ubisoft “pushing an agenda” is an intentional (or maybe unintentional) attempt to justify white supremacy.

[–] Clbull 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (9 children)

I can't tell if Japanese gamers are genuinely frustrated with the inclusion of Yasuke or if right wingers are comment/review bombing the Ubisoft Japan YouTube account's upload of the trailer.

Apparently a lot of the angry comments read as if they've been put through Google Translate and aren't actually in Japanese.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

The real tragedy is he's not a red head.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The character is great. The acting is mostly great. The stories are stupid as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's a kids show dude

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[–] then_three_more 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They always have been. Next step is realising that even though they're stupid as fuck they're still pretty enjoyable.

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[–] Thcdenton 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

This is the most IYKYK pic I've came across in Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They are from outer space though, not time travelers

[–] Thcdenton 7 points 7 months ago

If they FTL they time travelin

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I just hope they eventually cast some fully Britishized actor originally out of Hong Kong... one trained in certain things Hong Kong actors are known for. I want a kung fu Doctor. :p

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Just thinking of the running scenes through random spaceships being spiced up with some wall runs and flying rotating kicks and it is glorious.

[–] Flummoxed 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You have watched the Pertwee era right? Actually, on second thought, if you really like kung fu, don't watch Pertwee 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can’t expect Venusian Kung Fu to be similar to Earth Kung Fu

[–] Flummoxed 2 points 7 months ago

You are completely right, hence my detraction. Very different, especially in light of physics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Never knew his first name.

[–] David_Eight 6 points 7 months ago

Comparing mutants to "aliens" is boarding on anti-mutant hate speech. SMH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I miss sci-fi stories written by better writers and can't get behind this super special nonsense fantasy.

God I wish even our shows weren't monopolies now of old land holders.

Who cares what an alien looks like other than the people that want it to be relatable for some reason instead of the companion

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Yeah, well, blame Dudley Simpson for suggesting The Doctor was infinitely old when he wrote The Brain of Morbius back in 1976.

Or blame Douglas Adams for making The Doctor's interference necessary for all life on Earth to begin when he wrote City of Death in 1979.

Or blame Stephen Gallagher for making The Doctor's interference necessary for The Big Bang to happen when he wrote Terminus in 1983.

I can come up with plenty of other examples that show that The Doctor has been super special for a very, very long time.

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[–] Asidonhopo 2 points 7 months ago

At least some of the Time Police from Superjail are black-coded as I believe this clip shows https://youtu.be/DVyBG_aNFLE

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