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None of these. You wouldn't be in a human bed, you'd be sleeping in a bunch of hay somewhere just a few feet from the pile of wood shavings where your centaur pisses.
The living situation with a centaur wouldn't be comfortable, but it'd certainly be stable.
You did it. Followed through and everything.
yea was gonna say, needs a bigger bed
Had to go to the hospital for shoving too many horse figurines up ass. They said my condition was stable. Is this the same?
Dumm tss
Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.
I have a question I need answered before I can choose: would gravity mean the half horse/half centaur stands with all six legs on the ground? I failed centaur physics, so please ELI5 :/
Only 4 at a time at most. It moves forwards with the motion of a rocking horse.
I don't know how spines work
Depends on if you want horse cock in your ass while you sleep
Isn't that the whole purpose of dating a centaur?
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Is that bed rated for over 900 pounds?
How about small spoon configurations?
Imagine you little spoon your centaur partner and during your deep slumber they suddenly get up, take a piss, drink some water and go for a midnight walk through the woods. And when you wake up because it's getting cold you're on the back of your horseperson, naked, under the stars in the woods and they're like "ah honey I just didn't want to wake you because of your project at work tomorrow". And you won't start a discussion because then perhaps you'd fight and you would have to walk by yourself back home again in the cold which would take forever. So you cuddle up to your horseperson again and hope they're done soon.
Oh my god, one of those options is the human partner riding the centaur partner.
Big spoon would be astride the back like they were riding?
I'd think it would depend on how long you've been a couple and how horny you are.
vaush
sexpest
ew marxist leninism
Bruh find vaush cringe isn't exclusive to MLs I have never met a single person that actually organises who regards him as anything other than dangerous or disgusting.
Frankly turning "sexpest" into this in response is wild. The man abused poppy for months (google "vaush poppy"), has been transphobic countless times, drops tactical nwords, among countless other things that make him just blatantly bad that has nothing to do with whatever ideology you believe he has.
Hating Vaush isn't exclusive to MLs, but looking at your profile it's pretty obvious you're an ML, that's why I said that. The shit people constantly throw at Vaush is just blatantly not true and has proven false so many times.
Edit: Claiming that you've never met a single person that "actually organizes" that doesn't hate Vaush is probably true for you, since your standard for what defines a "leftist" is believing Stalin did nothing wrong and that Ukraine should just give up and let imperialist genocidal Russia take their territory.
Right now I am sure, but that doesn't change any problem with him so pointing it out is moot. I was an anarchist prior to realising that I couldn't morally live with myself knowing the ideology isn't equipped for the time limit we have on the climate crisis.
blatantly not true
Long list here, citations included. Oh and here too.
EDIT: Nice edit. I've never said either of those things but keep building strawmen and doing soft holocaust denial. W/e.
Looks like same stuff they're always accusing him of, here's a video where he goes over most of it, if you care enough to watch it.
EDIT: Nice edit. I’ve never said either of those things but keep building strawmen and doing soft holocaust denial. W/e.
Sure, as far as I know you didn't directly say those things and I'm sure that's not what your actively thinking about in your head, I was being a bit hyperbolic. However that's what your ideas lead to, you say:
Everyone needs to sit around a table and negotiate to end this. And that’s likely going to need to involve Ukraine giving up something and Russia giving up something, in order for both sides to walk away from this with some way to look like they won.
This is what I'm talking about. These kind of ideas are inherently pro-Russia because they would very likely result in Ukraine being forced into giving up a large amount of their territory to Russia and probably worse. Russia invaded without provocation and Ukraine is defending itself, why should they give up anything to Russia? Considering how well they're defending themselves, I don't know why they would.
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Anyone that has to make 1 hour long videos addressing their racism, sexpestery, massive amount of sussy pedophilia shit and generally being considered a blight by every single actual organiser then you're not worth anyone's time. Lmao.
This is what I’m talking about. These kind of ideas are inherently pro-Russia because they would very likely result in Ukraine being forced into giving up a large amount of their territory to Russia and probably worse. Russia invaded without provocation and Ukraine is defending itself, why should they give up anything to Russia? Considering how well they’re defending themselves, I don’t know why they would.
That's not at all what you said before though is it? They're not inherently pro-russia it's called being in-touch with reality and recognising what is necessary to stop thousands of more people dying. Your position is a nationalist pro-war position seeking to preserve the state and deny russia anything at all and you're willing to expend as many lives as you have to. My position is to end it literally as soon as possible to save as many lives of people as possible - both Russian AND Ukrainian lives that are being destroyed for nationalist bullshit - through whatever that takes. I care significantly more about the people involved than lines on a map or borders or what state that I oppose runs what outlines on a map. It is ironic that all of vaush's followers call themselves anarchists while taking up this nationalist position seeking to expend lives over which bourgeoisie rule over the people within which lines on the map.
This is some great whataboutism though. You guys like that word right? This has nothing to do with vaush.
Gonna block your instance now. Keep defending the rapey sexpest or whatever. Later.
You've probably already blocked me, but whatever.
Russia doesn't want peace, if they wanted peace, they wouldn't have invaded. Russia hasn't engaged in any actual reasonable talks with Ukraine because they don't want to, it's that simple.
Calling it "nationalist bullshit" to not want your country to be invaded by a fascist oligarchy is actually insane, those "lines on a map" actually matter to the Ukrainian people who actually live there and whose lives will be destroyed living under Russian occupation, the Russian military has already committed countless war crimes and raped literal children in Ukraine. I gave you benefit of the doubt before, but your obviously just some Russian apologist tankie.
Any actual leftist would be able recognize that a fascist oligarchy invading a liberal democracy is bad a thing, actually.
Edit: Seriously though, In the real world, not some communist revolution fantasy you've made up in your head, borders do matter and peoples lives are massively effected by them. It's completely delusional to believe that living under fascist Russian occupation won't result in the suffering of Ukrainian people.
I think legs with hoofs will be less maneuverable, I prefer familiar option 1
But how would they wear pants then?