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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago

What a terrible day to have eyes XD

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow i didnt knew biden was a chess player

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And a grandmaster at that! Has such unpresidented talent ever been seen on this world?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Actually he is a grand wizard ...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

what a fucking shitshow that incident was, jesus christ.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If you want to do this with my, uh, insert, i'll be a good kitty all the time :3

I don't even fight the neighbors cat how I can fight the Palestinians

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want an internet controlled plug but all I hear is how terrible the involved companies are, privacy wise. Fuck, maybe I'll make my own, I'm already casting grinding toys. I'm sure some people have put together an open source project for the hardware and software portions.

Subby internet sluts unite!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Of course this already exists lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

open source framework supporting sex toys are definitely the way. That way you can put them on your open source software powered local network, which is powered in turn, by open source hardware designs, manufactured locally to boost economic output. While utilizing other open source software tools to be able to interact with the required open source software implementation needed to use said sex toy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

this is definitely one of the times i've been glad i'm able to read.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lmaooooo

I will never be this clever 😢

[–] Frozengyro 31 points 1 month ago

I think that's for the best.

[–] FoxyGrandpa 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think "clever" is the right word

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

what's the word then? cut the suspense and tell us

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought this meme was showing someone using an app to fuck with the president's state-issued implant/pacemaker. Not the implant I was thinking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I also thought that, but I have already saved the meme...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do I want to know what this meme is about? The comments before me clearly scream no you don't, but curiosity on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

the app is for controlling a sex toy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shoutout to boost at this point for still not supporting spoilers btw. /s
@[email protected] if you needed a reason, observe

[–] Blyfh 3 points 1 month ago

Sync as well 😎

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like an episode of always sunny where they send frank I structures for his chess match with a butt plug controlled by a phone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's always sunny? Hans Niemann did that in real life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wow haha had to look that up

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey fuck you i had to fucking look at this >:(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

you chose to click on it, i presume?

if so, welcome to the club, you're part of the internet corner enjoyers club now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tauonite 3 points 1 month ago

More like

Oh Mi Bod

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit this is amazing. From one shitlord to another, I salute you, sir, and all you do.

[–] Stamets 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

better be running buttplug.io

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Features:

  • Implemented in Rust

Of course

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

please don't put rust in your asshole

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Help this hurts my brain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

fine i laughed