this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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[–] Hobbes_Dent 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

No no. You forgot the comma.

Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

Not very spider bro if you ask me.

[–] dojan 19 points 1 month ago

That's why the saying goes "Well I am here to fuck spiders."

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to call them "crotch huggers."

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 3 points 1 month ago

Australians sat all the hairy legs and hairs make it extra tingly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was gonna get defensive and say we don't have that many huge spiders, but I'm currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall.... So yeah...

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But is it gonna sodomise you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.

[–] Noite_Etion 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

... that we know of.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.

[–] MeatPilot 5 points 1 month ago

Agreed that's what "big spider" wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.

[–] Woht24 -3 points 1 month ago

Fun fact, Americans are dumb

[–] MargotRobbie 5 points 1 month ago

For your information, "we are not here to fuck spiders" is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.

[–] set_secret 2 points 1 month ago

Bears.... Fuck that.

(as an Australian)

[–] x4740N 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm just going to leave this here

View the images at your own risk

https://www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+spider

[–] boatsnhos931 1 points 1 month ago

I don't understand what's so special about Charlotte

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

tbf I wouldn't want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

[–] noname_yet2077 1 points 1 month ago

I'd love to live in the land down under