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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] Limeey 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Always go with the opossum.

[–] aviationeast 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I have chosen the skunk and declare you my rival. Let's test out their strength in a battle. Pepe use poison gas...

[–] Limeey 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You fool, opossums are strong against poison and entirely resistant to rabies!

[–] danc4498 8 points 7 months ago

How strong is a skunk against a very nasty hiss?

[–] zakobjoa 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But I get to name you... poopface.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Unfortunately there is a 7 character limit in most of the games, resulting in poopfac instead...

[–] Death_Equity 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Raccoons have higher attack, speed, intelligence, and health stats. Opossums do have better defense, but lack stamina and rely on their slight luck advantage.

Raccoons are the superior starter, they are the Charmander of the options.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So, the Raccoon will initially seem very good until the first gym where he gets 1-shot by Onyx? Oh. That doesn't seem so good at all. I guess we should have chosen the Squirtle analogue.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Bulbasaur absolutely mauls the first 4 gyms, and there are plenty of water pokemon available at all stages of the game which are capable of trashing your rivals Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard. The ice and fire types that are most effective against grass types are buried later in the game.

[–] BanjoShepard 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And the it still suffers greatly by the second gym, and the final evolution isn't even a real dragon, so it gets absolutely wrecked by rocks, but I still never learned my lesson because it's cool as hell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Fair enough. I might be sightly biased as well because when playing the originals, I had Blue while my best friend at the time had Red, we each chose the respective starters, and I've just stuck with that and taken the water starter in every game since, despite them often being a sub-optimal choice. That said, Mudkip is one of if not the strongest starter choice in any pokemon game, so it has served me well enough.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

I'll go with the racoon. The pickup ability is a good source of extra items early on.

[–] CheeryLBottom 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This seems like a lead-in to a joke...

An opossom, a skunk, and a raccoon walk into a bar...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

...and the opossum orders some ticks... the end

[–] FlashMobOfOne 15 points 7 months ago

Raccoon, definitely.

But the skunk is tempting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Racoon is the chaotic energy choice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The skunk has some defensive abilities. The possum may give you an edge at stealth and misdirection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Opossum true neutral, skunk chaotic lawful, and raccoon chaotic neutral.

[–] TootSweet 7 points 7 months ago

Just keep moving around. I'll get a missingno eventually.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2450400/Trash_of_the_Titans/

Add a badger and you have the character's from Trash of the Titans, which is awesome if you haven't checked out the demo.

[–] vikingtons 7 points 7 months ago

I love that they're all just hanging out together.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what the type advantage triangle would be here

[–] RampageDon 7 points 7 months ago

I think the order they are in: oppossium > skunk > raccoon > oppossium

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Skonx, I choose you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I pick the dark type.

[–] Fredselfish 4 points 7 months ago

Definitely opossum.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I feel like the possum's ability is the worst one as it's the only one that doesn't deal damage. It's also not much of a buff.