It's actually even more unlikely that they would be able to learn how to talk. This guy's clearly not a very good scientist if he missed that.

Unlike with Neil DeGrasse Tyson, with Dawkins, I would be quite surprised if he brought that up without being quite specifically asked about it…

But, now hear me out, what if there was also a rabbit?

Yeah, not with that attitude, Richard.

This looks like something from Viz magazine. They'll regularly have big one page jokes about something and then have these little made up side bits in.

Whole thing was probably about illegal immigrants taking small boats to the hundred acre wood and then there's this little bit in the bottom.

I mean, he's a Tigger, not a Tiger, so that's off.

I don’t think those animals would be stitched together with cloth and stuffed with cotton, either.

Someone take Dawkins to a zoo.

I mean, the dude studied zoology at Balliol College, Oxford, so he is an expert on the matter...

Buzzkill

"Richard Dawkins confirms intelligent design mostly likely explanation"

I'm sure there's regions where people have pigs and donkeys and there are bears and tigers in the woods.

However, it would not end up well for the pig or the donkey if they hung out

If someone released a donkey in East India this would be very plausible. Kangaroos on the other hand…

I like this guy less and less every day.