Troi: I can sense a feeling of deep and profound spiritual connection, genuinely I do. However, I do have other appointments. So, in the mean time, I'm going to replicate you a weighted blanket and a Nintendo DS.
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Picard seems to have mixed himself a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Its effects are similar to having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
In this case, the gold brick might also be filled with latinum.
I like the way your lobes work
Apart from my telepathically unreadable brain, they're my best feature.
Hmm. Now that I think about it, the brain parts are also lobes.
It is... It is green
Speaking of which, I like to add cannabis distillate (like the stuff they put in carts) to Everclear and stir until it's completely infused in the alcohol. Then pound the shot, chasing it immediately with a beer (do not try this without a chaser). Wait 45 minutes and you will be higher than you've ever been in your entire life, I guarantee it.
Can the chaser be something not beer? I do not like bubbles.
Chase it with whatever you want, but personally I find that a carbonated alcohol beverage makes cannabis much stronger by an order of magnitude. But I also use weed and alcohol daily so you should probably ignore my advice unless you're in the same situation as me and just want to get as fucked up as legally possible.
In this episode of Hot Ones, the inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster discovers a marijuana plant from a little backwater planet called Earth while we eat increasingly hot handfuls of gagh.
"Kief. Earl green. Dank."
A psychoactive concoction of Andorian meth, Klingon amphetamines, Vulcan adderall, Ferengi crack and Janeway's special formula for super concentrated caffeine.
The small glass that he is holding has enough stimulates to keep him awake for the next five months.
(Sorry it's not green).
(it doesn't turn green until after the first sip)
I love what you did with the eyes!
That's that labrador stuff, maaan.
And it'll make you do so simultaneously as it causes you to physically split into two different versions of yourself if you ever take the transporter within 4 hours of consumption.
Honestly sounds like it would be good for reflective therapy, to the counselor we gooooo!