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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Weren't there some people worried about the end of the world with the most recent solar eclipse?

[–] Plopp 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sounds reasonable. If the sun gets stuck behind the moon there we'd be toast because we need light to see stuff and where we're driving.

[–] aeronmelon 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We might need light for a few other things, too. :)

[–] Plopp 21 points 9 months ago

Like finding the car keys in the first place!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You're right. How are we gonna ever beat Boktai without the sun?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Jesus. You can't even see a solar eclipse everywhere when it does happen. Travel really does broaden the mind, I suppose.

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[–] kylie_kraft 81 points 9 months ago (1 children)

well *gestures at everything* isn't it just kind of common knowledge now?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well I did notice it's been hotter lately

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

At least I don’t have to clean my windscreen every time I go for a drive!

[–] Ghostalmedia 4 points 9 months ago

So hot right now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Guys! Guys! I just figured it out! The last couple years, we've been living in a Monthy Python sketch! Now it all makes sense!

[–] kambusha 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] foggy 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cause it ended in 2012, remember?

Remember? Before the fucking fever dream reality we entered?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If by "a while" you mean 1 month, then sure. There were tons of conspiracy theorists saying that the world was going to end on April 8th due to the solar eclipse.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent 27 points 9 months ago

Kinda like The Onion, such things are in a tough spot.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Too obvious now.

[–] fubo 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Clearly this means it's already ended. An you sure you're not in an afterlife right now?

[–] Kbobabob 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Pretty much feels like it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

It already happened, we are living in the end

[–] Bobmighty 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not a shocking attention grabber anymore. Most people are well aware that the world is in a bad spot. Some idiots still argue about why, but most of us know why. We're in the end times. It's not biblical and no great battle will be taking place between good and evil. It's happening slowly, and increasingly hotter. The end is no longer nigh, it's here. I used to hope that we'd be better, and put in my part of the work. Now I still try, but I no longer have hope for humanity as a whole.

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[–] kemsat 19 points 9 months ago

That’s because we’re now living it.

[–] ohlaph 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The religious groups still do, just less loudly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Religious fanatics more like it. I remember when some guy in Russia declared himself Jesus and started a cult

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

We are living it... You don't predict what is happening already... :)

[–] Hope 18 points 9 months ago

Do you mean correctly? If not, there have been several predictions this month.

There was a lot of talk relating the eclipse and Israel to the end times, and then last week there was this: A screenshot of a Fox News tweet saying that biblical numerology predicts the end of the world will be April 23rd, 2024. A date that is now a week past.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OP: "No one has predicted the end of the world in a while" Lemmy: "It's the end times, the end times have come!"

[–] Zoomboingding 7 points 9 months ago

Prediction? Bro, we're chronicling

[–] SynonymousStoat 11 points 9 months ago

We're big on subscription services now, can't sell subscriptions if the world is going to end.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I mean we’re kinda already living it.

  • climate spiraling out of control
  • resurgence of authoritarianism worldwide, including lots of Nazis and racial/religious supremacists (white supremacists, for sure, but for instance, Modi has done some fairly appalling shit in India with pushing Hindu supremacy over the last several years)
  • late stage capitalism
  • collapsing societal and social contracts
  • etc
[–] Cocodapuf 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Can you "predict" a storm when it's already raining?

[–] Mango 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I gotchu fam. It'll be next February. Check it.

[–] Lifecoach5000 1 points 2 days ago

We’re still here!

[–] Lifecoach5000 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

@Lifecoach5000 Here is your reminder!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

People do all the time. We just stopped promoting them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Well the virus was a hoax. (do I need a /s?)

[–] Lemminary 11 points 9 months ago

do I need a /s?

Umm, after that shit show, yes lol

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We're already riding it it I reckon. Should be like a deep breath out, but I think we'll eventually recover.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 4 points 9 months ago

Hah, I agree. No need for the nutters to predict it when civilization is dangling its toes off the precipice. You can see it on the horizon. Global instability, wars, anthropogenic climate change. They’re holding their breath like the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

How can you predict what's already here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't really think that the author of this book believes the world will "end" this soon but anyways. This is a post apocalyptic dystopia that sets it's scene in Moscow 2033:
the book metro 2033

spoiler about the metro seriesIn the later books it kinda seems like that it's only Russia that has been nuked out of existence so really the world hasn't ended. But if you just read the first book you would not get to know that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think it’s mostly because we are in a bad state already. Things don’t feel like they’re building up for it to pop, it feels like more like a slow decline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

You don't have to when you have the data for the end of the species, we know the rock we are on will still be here just we won't.

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[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

End Timers on youtube are alive and well, they have all just started saying it's "imminent." instead of throwing out predictions.

End Times youtube is one hell of a rabbit hole though. Would recommend!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We've realized it's not going to be a sudden apocalypse, but a slow one

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