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[–] Dasnap 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

[–] univers3man 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not post this.

[–] RelativeArea0 13 points 7 months ago

and here we are claps cheeks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Now with us, we can freely move ourselves through physical space - that's how we fly. So, we don't have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground. We can literally push off anything, we can create our own leverage." - Omniman

Just felt like that should be quoted. No specific reason.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's pretty much how constellations got invented.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same as mermaids. It's horny seamen!

[–] SlopppyEngineer 4 points 7 months ago

The original versions of the stories the Brothers Grimm wrote down were also very X-Rated. More like horror hard core porn. You can't look back on the children's stories in quite the same way after reading version 1.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm staring right into the Thanus! Lord save me.

[–] ChicoSuave 8 points 7 months ago

Oh my god it's full of stars!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Th'anus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

tips butthole fedora

[–] bazus1 6 points 7 months ago

It's a big ol' Brown Dwarf.

[–] atmur 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the earthlings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps making new stars.

[–] mycodesucks 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Polnareff?

[–] cccrontab 20 points 7 months ago

A heavenly body?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Clappin' those galactic cheeks!

[–] Ifera 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vela_supernova_-_VST_-_Eso2214a.jpg

And if you wanna learn more about the supernova, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vela_Supernova_Remnant

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad it's a real nebula...

[–] Ifera 3 points 7 months ago

Same, I didn't want to repost it if it wasn't, I only post respectable shitposts

[–] iAvicenna 14 points 7 months ago

ancient people who imagined centaurs and dragons out of 5 to 10 points would probably have their minds blown with todays space photography

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Horny jail

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's the nebula that's backing that dummy thicc ass up, not us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Nebula already was in jail in form of a dense star, all those particles banging and fusing with each other for millennia, at some point their jail(er, the Perv. Grab Ity) couldn't contain the horny no longer. So they exploded in a beautiful galactic exhibitionism piece of the thicc kind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

My gas giants are dummy thic.

[–] roguetrick 7 points 7 months ago

Adding those donkey balls to the cake nebula was going a little overboard.

[–] M137 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My nebula brings all the thirst to interstellar space.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

The universe is huge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Dr Manhattan .

[–] FuglyDuck 5 points 7 months ago

This wouldn’t be the fabled I Bootis nebula?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Finally a meme I can get behind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

A galactic cake with bountiful balls.

How do we get there???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ricardo, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

God damn it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's another word for pirate treasure?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Booty!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Put that space up in my face