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Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
(www.engadget.com)
Is it going to be called xvideos?
the only massive pile of wank in that equation would be Elon.
Shitter TV. Only spelled differently.
Ah, yes , the XTV, just like porn, but the one getting fucked is you!
If it looks like a joke and sounds like a joke, it's probably made by Elon Musk.
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Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…
I'm just here to watch Phony Stark continue to light money on fire.
The only X button I need is the close button.
Get ready for new shows starring Ben Shapiro and Gina Carano, or whatever right wing loser they manage to attract.
Get ready for the Hard R channel. It's just straight up racism 24/7
Half of America: why am I suddenly erect?
No, the Daily Liar is already trying to push into mass entertainment. It's more likely to have Fucker Carlson and Alex "I need money to pay my civil judgements for my lies about Sandy Hook" Jones.
That guy should stop doing….well ALL the drugs.
He should do more of them, actually.
Someone start a rumor that a fentanyl laced k hole unlocks the other 90% of your brain, stat
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Mostly ketamine
We are back at "Elon says" posts :-(
Yeah, because he is funny, and he is probably the person who knows most about production living on earth today.
I like how he is modest enough to acknowledge there might be aliens that know more than him. /s
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In 12 months when he gets called on it by debtors (since Shitter has no shareholders) he'll try to buy Pluto TV and claim that was the plan the whole time.
Please, do anything fucking useful with your vast amounts of wealth. Anything.
Skydiving without a parachute would be my first choice.
Well, my hope is appearance of [Xitter] TV as streaming service, will force other services to be less Xittier. Kind of anti-enshittification pill. But that’s about it.
All the other services, at once: "Nah nah, hold my beer, WE are the shittiest of them all"
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20$ says that this never actually happens in a meaningful way.
$44b says your probably right
Multiple bankrolls from saudia arabia and other authoritarian instigators to cover this wager
Imagine being so entrepreneurial that you think you need to buy twitter for way more than its worth in order to develop an app that does something entirely unrelated.
Musk is all over the place lately, claiming his Xai bots are doing practical work in the factory already, and will be ready for mass deployment "next year", Which ought to be his nick name now. "Next year Musk".
He also claimed a few days ago that robo-taxis were only months away.
New model cars from Tesla planned to arrive next year, should be moved up to arrive this year instead.
The man must be desperate or on coke or probably both, he has always over-promised and under delivered, but these latest promises are over the top even for him.
coke
He's on ketamine.
Noo that can't be it, he has said it's prescribed and only a low dosis. /s
Whatever he is on, I definitely don't want it, seems he is getting more and more crazy.
Every time he says "this year" or "next year," it's at least 4 years away. He's so full of shit that even his internal clock stinks.
Fully functional robotic taxis are already here, they’re just not made by western companies. It’s doubtful musks will ever work at this point, his “fully-automated self-driving” is vaporware.
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How is the X in xitter pronounced? Is it "sh" like in Xi? This seems to fit this time line, but it would be nice to have confirmation.
Yes Sh sound is absolutely what is generally meant. Making it shitter.
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English is a descriptive language instead of prescriptive, so make it happen!
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Musk probably wanted to create something like WeChat, so that he has all the power.
He's blatantly stated as much before. He wants Twitter to be the everything app, the WeChat of the US
With all his meddling it's not even the Twitter of the US anymore
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A smart TV app from the guy who pulled Disney channels from the Tesla app due to a bruised ego over a Twitter argument? I can't wait for this to crash and burn.
your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.
Propaganda app full of right wing video, fox news, Russia Today and the TikTok channel.
You made some giant deal about Musk odor being shunted to the business section but here this is. BARELY qualified as tech news because IT’S HIM. He’s nothing but futureware & farts.
PUT EVERYTHING MUSK INTO YOUR BUSINESS SECTION SO WE DON’T GOTTA FUUUICKIN SEE IT. CHRIST
Please god no
Xitter, nice name, sounds like an adolescent skin condition.
Let me guess, the streaming services on it will be like DailyWire+, PragerU. What else
When is this guy gonna go bankrupt? Before he even starts his channel I’m already tired of his shit show
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