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[–] baldingpudenda 29 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My spouse ended up doing this with dark souls, fuck blight town, but they were also calling bullshit on O & S. I beat Gwyn while they were at work and it gets brought up all the damn time. I'm on Factorio now and they don't get why managing resources/logistics is fun.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey babe, remind me the proper configuration of a 3 to 3 balancer...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

B > (Opens string of balancers from internet) > 3 to 3.

The only blueprints I never feel bad using.

For factorio players!

https://factoriobin.com/static/cdn/forever/post/b/a/l/balancers/0/v0/blueprint-181b4fa3d40d68b6.txt

I'll have to verify this string works when I'm at my pc next, will update if not!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My only disagreement is a self repeatable solar panel accumulator and roboport blue it s also allowable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Play with whatever ruleset makes you enjoy the game tbh. Only balancers is just me :-)

That's def the key to factorio, if you ensure you're having a good time you'll keep playing and, rocket!

[–] BreadOven 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean?! Massive poison swamps are the best part of any soulsbourne....ring...sekiro-type game. Some might say the hallmark. I didn't actually finish Sekiro, so maybe there isn't one.

/s (except for the Sekiro part).

O&S are stupid hard on the first playthrough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's not as bad as the others but sekiro does have a poison swamp boss fight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok but O&S is a miserable fight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I always summoned Solaire to help me through that fight. Jolly cooperation to even the odds!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're like a walkin' talkin' UHS file.

90's squad reppin

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] dustyData 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It was gamefaQs.com, pronounced as facts but the misspell still made me laugh and they probably would've agreed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Ohhh, I thought it meant Frequently Asked Gays. Thanks for clarifying kind stranger.

[–] Asclepiaz 27 points 8 months ago

I'm fairly sure my husband does this for me, just as I do for him. We know how far to let one another struggle before fun becomes frustration. I love playing single player games as a couple.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

He knows and loves it. Sometimes he gets stuck just so you’ll save the day.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I too would love a wife with a Cortana cut

[–] Tebbie 14 points 8 months ago

She's the MVP.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What happened all those times you nudged him in the wrong direction?

[–] Madison420 11 points 8 months ago

Kick the chicken...

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 8 months ago

"I'll show him what happens if he doesn't take out the garbage... wrong direction on level seven."