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[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago

If those geese could read they would be very upset

[–] Damionsipher 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think that's at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.

[–] Dasus 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?

But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They don't want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably "closing" the entrances so people don't accidentally walk out into a warzone.

Canada geese are evil mean bastards

[–] Viking_Hippie 11 points 8 months ago

When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying

Couldn't escape if I wanted to!

[–] ummthatguy 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sabin10 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, it hurts when they nip you.

[–] ummthatguy 14 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Yes, if you stand perfectly still and make no attempt at defending yourself then a goose can give you a decent pinch.

[–] x4740N 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Until the geese learn to operate the windows

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's bill is essentially a lever...

Shouldn't take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Bill... Gated? By Windows?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

"please help me in sir instead of taking pictures of me and then putting them on a social media app sir, sir just let me in man" the goose

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You only have to fight a goose one time and it'll start leaving you alone.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just fight each of his buddies once and they'll leave you alone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Then the buddies buddies will come for you .

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Feed them dandelions and they're your friend forever tho

Ask me how I know

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I'd bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head

My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence

Turns out the geese think it's the dog that's bringing the dandelion leaves

😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

"Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?"

[–] BluesF 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The leaves. They're actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or "Pee the bed"

[–] BluesF 2 points 8 months ago

You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we're feeding them to the geese then I'll stick to making wine from the flowers

[–] ekZepp 17 points 8 months ago
[–] Thcdenton 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had a goose visit. I'd give him some chicken feed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Geese are some of nature's biggest assholes. Very aggressive birds.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nothing to break up monotonous office day like looking out a window to see a coworker running for their life

[–] Thcdenton 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If I were a goose, the nature destroying humans are the biggest assholes. Its always the point of view.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Humans are no doubt apex assholes.

[–] bruhduh 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

stares menacingly

[–] random_character_a 5 points 8 months ago

For some reason I got a hankering to rewatch From.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you're cold, they're cold.

Let them in.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 8 months ago

It's a Canada goose. It's far more accustomed to cold.

[–] Iron_Lynx 4 points 8 months ago

inb4 Peace was never an option 🔪

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] arken 4 points 8 months ago

"It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose."