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[–] Zehzin 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can prescribe a pill to a horse but you can't make him drink it

[–] moistclump 14 points 7 months ago

You can horse a pill to drink but you can’t make him prescribe it.

[–] samus12345 3 points 7 months ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think!

[–] NickwithaC 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kinda stretching for the "beat a dead horse" line

[–] poplargrove 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Agreed, would've still been funny placing the "I'm fucking sorry man" after the second sentence.

EDIT: Bored so I went ahead and removed that line.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Does a centaur take horse medicine or human medicine?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

I would assume horse. Mostly cause of serving size. Aren't most animal meds just different strengths based on animal size?

[–] moshtradamus666 3 points 7 months ago

Definitely some of both

[–] confusedbytheBasics 15 points 7 months ago

Pissing like a race horse does not mean more frequently, it means more volume or longer duration.