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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just call 'em seaturtles and landturtles like other Germanic languages. Then you can just ask them how they identify and throw them wherever is best suited.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Hungarian word for turtles (both land and sea one) translates to "frog with a bathtub"

[–] cucumber_sandwich 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The German word translates to Shield Toad

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 5 points 10 months ago

That is fuckin badass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also in Dutch. It's "schildpad".

[–] cucumber_sandwich 2 points 10 months ago

German gets too much credit for compound nouns. Dutch is really good at it as well: bromfiets, snelweg, etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hungary is a silly place. The bathtub is upside down then.

[–] Hule 2 points 10 months ago

Actually.. not bathtub, more like trough.

Still upside down. But imagine you had to carry a trough on your back. Which way would you turn it?

[–] dohpaz42 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But what about the one in the US Senate? Surely we can throw that one into the ocean. No?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Those ones belong in a pond, preferably in a Tesla.

[–] ZagamTheVile 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The ocean is polluted enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That means he'll die regardless of which he is!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345 41 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m a tortoise you moron

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So shield toad or bathtub frog?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] espentan 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Sköldpadda

[–] umbraroze 17 points 10 months ago

One of the most tragicomical science notes I've ever read comes from Gilbert White:

We put Timothy into a tub of water, & found that he sunk gradually, & walked on the bottom of the tub: he seemed quite out of his element, & was much dismayed. This species seems not at all amphibious.

Timothy was luckily fine afterwards! This watery misadventure got retaliated in the most turtle-rific manner imaginable: Timothy was determined to, and succeeded in, outliving White. In fact, memory and legacy of Timothy is even more alive now - everyone can go look at the 3D scan of Timothy's shell on the internet. Did Gilbert White's works get 3D scanned? No, only 2D scanned. So old-fashioned.

(Also kind of tragic that Timothy was only found to be female after she died. And some time later, another tortoise was named Timothy after her, and it later turned out she was female too. Something tells me humanity is never going to completely figure out this whole sex/gender thing.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
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