this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
763 points (99.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26972 readers
6023 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Tixanou 54 points 7 months ago (3 children)

pro tip.. You can press the Your mother and I are getting divorced. keY and delete everY letter you dont need. thats how i message mY son.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

press

Oh yeah? How did you type this then? I smell an impostor!

[–] NotSafeForWorld 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Simple, he copied it from your comment

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Modern way of writing ran some notes with letters clipped from newspapers and magazines

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

That explains why my dad seemingly takes 17 minutes to type out a short message every time.

[–] affiliate 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

how are you typing the “p”?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

And my axe!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

KOOK, Your mother and I are getting divorced.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frozzie 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 7 months ago

Your mother and I are getting divorced 👍

[–] Huschke 5 points 7 months ago
[–] doublejay1999 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Your mother and I are getting divorced

[–] afk_strats 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] guycls 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My boss sent me a "k" when I asked him if I could change my schedule in 3-4 line message. He's a great guy, he's just very efficient in the way he sends messages lol. So now if I get asked if I can come in earlier etc. I just responded with a lowercase "yes", but I might try an emoji next time. I really love this job

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 7 months ago

Your mother and I are getting a divorce 👍

[–] slaacaa 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

😂😂😂

(Love, Grandpa)

[–] Dicska 2 points 7 months ago

This reminds me of a post in a pensioners' forum where an elderly lady posted '[forename] didn't wake up today' with the yellow rofl emoji background.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Grandpa: I'm using the emojis because I don't want to tell him his memes suck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

actually probably possible with Samsung Key Cafe.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

it wont me save a keyboard without all the letters...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 7 months ago

That's dumb what if I never use

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Your mother and I are getting divorced👍👍👍OK

Unfortunately this is as close as it gets :p

if anyone's interested, here's the kcf file for the Key Cafe layout: https://files.catbox.moe/yrdlpr.kcf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

? Where are the buttons for dad jokes

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dad jokes are made in person. Short messages are preferable, OK. 👍

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your mother and I are getting divorced

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But how will my dad type out text messages in letter form with this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago