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[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a result of Jimmy Carter's dairy subsidies. There was a Planet Money episode about it, and the origin of the phrase "government cheese":

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2018/08/31/643486297/episode-862-big-government-cheese

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Everyone makes fun of it, but that shit was sooooo damn good. My aunt and uncle got government cheese when I was really little, and I loved going over for visits and grilled cheese, lol.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

They're preparing for the Dragonborn. He will need all 1.4 billion pounds of cheese to heal mid fight.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok who’s been messing with their Skyrim console commands?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You should see South Dakota's strategic cabbage chamber.

[–] Agent641 3 points 7 months ago

Idaho has potato caverns

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought, "1.4 billion pounds of cheese can't be a real number, right?" Turns out, it kinda is. 1.4 billion pounds (actually generally 1.45-1.5 billion) is the amount of cheese the USDA stores in cold storage warehouses across the US. And indeed, much of that seems to be in caves in Missouri. But any particular cave probably only stores a few million pounds, although getting specific numbers is rather difficult.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Okay, see, if this were most of what the government did; I'd happily pay taxes.

I'd pay extra and ask how I could help. I'd be painting american flags on shit, instead of saying 'smash the state'.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That's just my emergency stash. I try to keep at least two week's worth of cheese there at any time.

[–] Osito 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Working on my night cheese

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A moon-sized pizza to feed the Devourer of Worlds and save the Earth that way.

[–] db2 13 points 7 months ago

All they're doing is making earth's crust cheese stuffed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Or it’s the government propping up Big Dairy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It was, but I do believe they've sold off a lot of it by now

[–] Trollception 2 points 7 months ago
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[–] edgemaster72 14 points 7 months ago

That's just the weekly stash

[–] MrEff 11 points 7 months ago

I replied with this lower down then figured it might as well be a top level comment.

Here is a great YouTube video that explains not only this cheese cave, but the reason it even exists and then where we get the phrase "government cheese" from and the whole government program of propping up the dairy industry.

https://youtu.be/kvLMH0wb_0k?si=Fr5hvN401FG1A8aS

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There’s a bunch of these huge warehouse-like caves in Missouri, some are more natural, but many have been developed. They are super valuable because of the natural climate consistency.

An example near Kansas City: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubTropolis

[–] RizzRustbolt 9 points 7 months ago

Wait until you see Iowa's yogurt lagoon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Wisconsin is invading next week

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

This is my retirement plan. When the time comes, I'll hide in the vast caves and eat cheese the rest of my existence.

[–] CobblerScholar 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ever wonder where the phrase "government cheese" comes from?

[–] FluorideMind 3 points 7 months ago

Not this, it comes from the free blocks of Velveeta style "cheese" the us government would give low income families in the 1980's

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

635,029,318,000 g

[–] raynethackery 3 points 7 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Valmond 5 points 7 months ago

Make believe they're home for a captured south European spy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'd like to order an XL New York triple cheese pizza please... ummm, make that 2.

[–] dopeshark 4 points 7 months ago

Cheesy plans

[–] rsuri 4 points 7 months ago

I would empty that place in an evening of "just one more slice and I'll go to bed"

[–] Missmuffet 4 points 7 months ago
[–] byroon 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (9 children)

Is American cheese any good? TV shows seem to imply it isn't but it seems weird you wouldn't have good cheese by now
Edit: I meant cheese made/available in the US, rather than the type called "American cheese". But thanks for the answers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There's a lot of incredible American- made cheeses, usually from more local cheese makers. Wisconsin and Vermont are the most fampus for their cheeses, but every state probably has good cheesemakers and there are some pretty good national brands. But the main cheese section at your typical grocery store is mostly just mass-produced cheap cheese that is probably more what you're referring too, which is fine for most uses (e.g. cooking) but eaten alone i would describe as perfectly fine but not great. A lot of grocery stores have a nicer cheese section, but it's usually in a section of the store more with other small bites.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We have normal cheese here too. American cheese is a specific kind of cheese, the same way Swiss cheese is. If you ask me, American cheese is nasty, but we do have good cheese in America

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If you're talking about the cheese called "American cheese", then it's somewhat polarizing in preferences. But just like all cheeses, it's made for a very specific purpose: in this case, being amazing at melting. As a result, it's best on cheeseburgers, grilled cheese, mac and cheese, etc. But it also has a distinct, mild flavor that some don't like.

[–] TooLazyDidntName 3 points 7 months ago

I thought the purpose of it was to do something with the milk the government garunteed it would buy from dairy farmers?

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It also stabilizes cheese sauces made with other cheeses amazingly. If you cannot get a hold of pure sodium citrate, throw a single slice of American Singles into the pot. That will melt, mix in and not change the flavor at all. What it does do is make your cheese sauce stable enough you can refrigerate it, and the oil won't break out of the sauce.

I was a chef for 15 years, and a short order cook for 10

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[–] Wogi 5 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't go eat a slice of it, but it's good on burgers.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Being fat and full of cheese. Bliss.

[–] Chivera 3 points 7 months ago

El queso del gobierno

[–] Anticorp 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're planning on selling a lot of cheese...

[–] T00l_shed 2 points 7 months ago

Giving everyone either horrible constipation or violent diarrhea.

[–] Sam_Bass 2 points 7 months ago

If they start trucking in cornchips and jalapenos...

[–] PunnyName 2 points 7 months ago
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