this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No cancel sign means they are commanding you to feed your baby to the gators.

[–] samus12345 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think they're encouraging visitors to help enrichment for the gators by playing "bite the feet off the child" with them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'm so sorry honey. The sign said I had to.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

No slash means it's mandatory.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

God Damnit Steve, I can't believe we had to put up a sign about this.

[–] random_character_a 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thats where give treats at the petting zoo

[–] FilthyShrooms 4 points 5 months ago

Waiter waiter! Please, another child!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

No if it's not banned it's mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Insert Florida abortion politics joke

[–] adj16 5 points 5 months ago

You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

[–] Demdaru 4 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of some drama where woman yeeted her child to the dingos..."But others were doing that (holding babies on thebother side of fence) too!". We are lost as a species.

[–] jaybone 3 points 5 months ago

Did Florida ban this yet?

[–] Resol 2 points 5 months ago

Is it just me, or does it look like the baby is peeing from the back of its ankle?

Man, I have an incredibly filthy brain.

[–] Donkter 2 points 5 months ago

That's not an alligator, that's some sort of unholy abomination.

[–] snek 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Don't drink or do drugs.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] boatsnhos931 1 points 5 months ago

I shall name hims SIM-BA!! Jk Moses sounds super straight