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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Upvoted due to being weird and neat, but I'm not sure I trust the data source of two "cleanroom consultants." They're obviously in the pocket of Big Skin.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Or a big skin pocket, like a marsupial.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I totally missed that. So if you're wearing the clean room getup do the skin cells still aerolisize?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes but then you breathe them in. Bit like recycling, eh

[–] SpaceNoodle 47 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is most of it coming from dude's massive dump truck?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think the real takeaway is that walking faster makes you taller but also fatter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's true what they say

You can't outrun your diet especially when it consists of millions of human skin cells.

[–] Nfamwap 11 points 7 months ago

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[–] swag_money 36 points 7 months ago

I'm not lazy I'm just conserving skin

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

"skin per minute" seems very imprecise for how accurate it sounds.

[–] Anticorp 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why does he get bigger and fatter the faster he walks?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because they have to adjust heights to make graph scale

[–] Anticorp 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And they needed to adjust the size of his dump truck too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Bigger the better

[–] Zkuld 9 points 7 months ago

That's really ineffective suit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Three horrifying words: aerosolized skin flakes.

[–] psmgx 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What do you think dust is?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

My sweet summer child, if you think those two are synonymous, I hope you never learn otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

8kph is up in speed walking territory

[–] nifty 4 points 7 months ago

It’s unclear whether the person is shedding skin flakes despite wearing the clean room gear. I am guessing the shedding visualization shows what would happen without the clean room gear.

[–] themeatbridge 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this because of chafing? Wind resistance? Increased body temperature?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 7 months ago

Probably all of the above.

[–] Neon 2 points 7 months ago

Bad Scaling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This is a great explanation of why I feel dirty just driving somewhere over the course of 8-10 hours. Sure I’m not getting dirty, but I’m not passively exfoliating either.