You've never done a desk pop?
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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B, but you actually use it to get attention and yell to everyone to "calm the fuck down and be cool." Then safely and discretely dispose of the evidence to get in good with your local gang.
"Be cool honey bunny."
What's actually the answer though? I would think A, D, C in that order is probably best, but I'm guessing they just want C?
Lmao I would absolutely not trust some random Healthcare worker to both verify a handgun is unloaded, and safely hold onto it for any amount of time. The answer is clearly, obviously, and only C.
I wouldn't trust a doctor to clear a weapon. It's stupid easy, if you know what you're doing.
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#retribution
Isn't it blatantly C?
Nah bro it's clearly option F which isn't shown but includes all the answers except C shaking my smh
No, it's E or B if there are no other gangs left.
C. I worked at a hospital and at the hospital I worked at they would have called Security to secure the gun. There may even be an off duty police officer on staff at the time of the incident.
A then C. If you know how to do it[^1] ofc. If you don't, then assume it is. Very different situation if the weapon is loaded. Both require C, but one much more intensely than the other.
[^1]: Hopefully /s is obvious enough here, but I'm not taking chances: /s, OK?
On the one hand, c seems logical. But on the other hand, e is tempting...
Depends. If the patient lives, it's D. If he dies, you need to revenge him, so E
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I was expecting one of the answers to be blatantly racist. It's like this test doesn't even want to prepare students for real life.